Oh what a week!  I am getting so excited for the primary coming to Wisconsin because my vote might actually decide who runs for president.  I also am excited because I got a recipe for one of my favorite drinks this week.  Other than that nothing is really new in my life...still single...aahhhh...it really sucks.  I just wonder what the purpose of me being this way is because it is causing me pain.  I always thought that God was a loving God and not one who caused pain among his followers.  Maybe I should sell my soul to achieve what I want.  Even then I probably would get turned down.  It is so funny how blind I am to how I have been used by females over the years.  Anyway I better get into another celebrity round up before I go crying and being an evil bastard...ok an evil bastard to non-celebrities.

Xtina gave birth a while back and they recently celebrated her son, Max's briss.  For those who habla no Jewish, a briss is a circumcision service.  To decorate their home Xtina decorated the house with penis balloons.  That just scares me.  Even the thought of circumcision scares me but anyway she said all the experiences of childbirth and penis chopping has inspired her for a new album.  That one will be one worth picking up....maybe not.

These are recent photos of Xtina at a signing session at Best Buy.  Wow!  I wonder if her son has gotten used to the taste of silicon flavored milk.  If she dresses like that when she is around Max, I bet that he will develop a fear of clowns.  Seriously....WOW!

This picture reminds me I need to vote....and oh what the hell....I love this picture for two reasons besides the democratic process.

Sarah Silverman...I don't know why but I find her so attractive, maybe it is because she is so funny and cute or she cusses like a sailor and has written one of the funniest songs involving Matt Damon.  Listen here.  There is just something about her that makes my heart skip a beat.  I think I am going to be watching Jesus is Magic later tonight when I am all by myself.

Earlier this week, Paris Hilton was seen making out with Elisha Cuthbert and friends are reporting that the two are dating.  As Paris would say, "That's hot."

Photos were released this week of Paris Hilton making out with a female VJ from Mexico...hmmm all these lesbian rumors this week and right when Paris has auditioned to be a guest on the hit lesbian show "The L Word".  I wonder if all this has been staged.

Look at that guy's gaze at Paris.  Hey, Paris if you are going to be on The L Word, you have to start eating your pizza like a lady and not like a back-alley whore but as you would say, "That's hot."

Pamela Anderson announced this week that she would be stripping at a club in Las Vegas.  I guess it is true that your career always ends at the same place it starts...in this case that isn't a good thing.

Olivia Munn, you goddess, you know how to drive this nerd wild.  By the way I would love to challenge her at a game on the Nintendo Wii.  Watch this video and you will understand what I am talking about.  By the way are there any girls out there who would be willing to play me in some video games with similar stakes?

Kristie alley tried to remain relevant this week by talking about being a Scientologist.  She went on to claim that she is an alien.  Wow, I guess when you have been out of work as long as she has you can be convinced into believing anything and your mind begins to rot.

Kirsten Dunst or as she has become known as Drunkst checked into rehab this week.  Apparently when she checked in she was already drunk.  Man all the mistakes I have made when I have been drinking and not one of them has been checking into rehab.  I think the biggest mistake is thinking that I could be loved.  Oh next.

Whores.  Kim Kardashian is being sued by the mother of Ray J, the guy she whose knob she polished in her sex tape, because she let Kim K borrow a credit card to make one purchase and Kim made numerous purchases and bills totalled in the 6 figures.  When are people going to learn never to trust prostitutes?

So J-Lo is pregnant with twins, apparently.  One of her family members said she was and said that twins ran in their family.  J-Lo has remained silent.  The only question that I have is, is butt size determined by heredity?  Because if it is then natural childbirth will be impossible for J-Lo.

Sexy time!  This one is for the ladies.  Here is John Mayer rocking the Borat thong.  So should I get one?

In sad news Heath Ledger's full autopsy came back and said he died of an accidental overdose.  If you take so many prescriptions at the same time it can kill you.  So let us now leave him be.

Giselle Bundchsen or however you spell it said that if the Patriots would lose the Super Bowl she would run naked through midtwon Manhattan.  So we now know the reason why the Patriots lost.

It is getting cold out so I need a cup of hot Coco.  This is a picture from her innaugrial magazine issue entitled Coco.  I guess when you look as good as she does you don't need to be smart.

It is rumored that part of the reason why Britney had a nervous breakdown is because she had a sex tape stolen. In  the tape Britney performs on two women and one man and then afterwards and during the acts she is seen doing coccaine and marijuana.  Personally I don't believe this but with Britney nowadays nothing can be called unusual.

Another report this week said the reason why Britney Spears was taken into custody because she had become addicted to meth.  She started taking meth because she was worried that her parents would sneak into her mansion late at night and kidnap her children.  She was also worried that her parents would have her locked away in a mental health facility...hmmm maybe Britney is partially psychic.

Britney was released from the loony bin late this week.  The good thing was that Britney's vagina remained in custody of underwear.  

Well I will be back tomorrow with some sort of update.