No date...probably will stay in tonight due to health and 7 inches of freshly fallen snow.

 
Here are the real meanings behind those tasty Valentine's hearts.

No I don't have a date...but good news for Texans...the sex toy ban has been overturned.  Now you can actually say the word dildo or vibrator when shopping for sexual aides instead of saying condom demonstrator. 

I have been inundated by seeing the traditional Valentine's heart today.  Did you ever realize that the heart doesn't look anything like the organ it is supposed to symbolize?  You may think this obscene but I think the traditional Valentine's heart looks more like a vagina.  Think about that while you are out on your dates tonight.

I do thank the person who sent this to me to try to cheer me up.  Thanks.  It "lifted" my spirits.

Today is my least favorite day of the year.  It shouldn't be you know, but it just makes me so frustrated to see all these people around me in love while I suffer being single.  I don't know why I am single.  Maybe it is because I am too picky.  I have high standards but it doesn't have to do with looks, it is more of a morality thing.  I think the most glaring detail is that I am a hideous chud.  Yeah and I have low self-esteem so it makes it near impossible for me to approach someone because I just end up thinking I will be a total failure and that any woman I am interested could do much better than myself.  I was thinking of going to a dive bar tonight and just seeing if there were any hooker-type women there so that I would temporarily get over my loneliness.  Yes, I know that is wrong but I just want companionship.  I know my friends are there for me but they can only be there on a friendship level.  Also I probably should stay in because of my night last night.  I ended up in the emergency room.  I was laying down and around 8:30 I stirred and felt a wheezing in my lung.  Then my throat started tickling and all of a sudden I am in a full blown asthma/coughing attack.  I was coughing up huge amounts of blood.  I was terrified.  In the morning I did have some blood when I coughed but the doctor told me it was just probably due to dryness of the air.  Well the amount of blood I coughed up was appeared to be enough to fill a couple 20 ounce bottles of pop.  I got out my nebulizer and did another breathing treatment and it settled me down and no more blood.  Well I was feeling light-headed but I think it was mostly due to the albuterol I was breathing in but it may have been also blood loss.  I have to stop lifting weights because they didn't have a blood pressure band to fit me so they had to take it on my wrist.  Well my blood pressure was actually normal and my pulse was high but that is due to anxiety and white coat syndrome.  After being examined the doctor determined that I had extremely dry sinuses and the ones way up in my nose were bleeding and the reason I was coughing up the blood was because instead of the blood coming down my nose it was so far up that it was going down in my throat and that is why I thought I was bringing it out of my lungs.  Well the doctor did say one of my lungs sounded bad so she put me on steroids and antibiotics.  Anyway I got home and set up a humidifier and went to sleep.  Today no bloody nose but I feel like crap and my abdomen hurts because of my coughing and asthma attack last night.  Well I am alive but this being single on Valetine's Day is truly killing me.  Well sometimes making fun of others' misfortune cheers me up so I will self-medicate.

I didn't know that Chewbaca was Irish.  I guess that would explain why in the original Star Wars scripts he had the last name of O'Brien.  It was also explain his fury and why he likes to hang out in the bars of Tattoie...ha Tattoo

If I find a tattoo gross and offensive, then there are a lot of problems.

Daughter, Country, and Star Wars...but not necessarily in that order.  This guy probably favors Star Wars over all the other.  Oh it just came to me...he loves something above all three...CRAPPY TATTOOS!!!!  I am a genius.

Definitely not the tattoo of an angel.

So why is the Bible surrounded by all the fruits and vegetables?  What the hell is the purpose of this tattoo?  My head is hurting.

Oh it is probably because of this tattoo...political statements make for horrible tattoos.  Seriously why get this done, the guy is gone in just a few months.

That is one sick ass smurf.  Maybe it is supposed to be one of the M&Ms but to me it looks more like a Sixlet.  

So why does the fairy look like it is mentall handicapped?

Since when do spiders have bones.  The one that almost made me lose my leg didn't have bones.  I really wonder if people pay attention during biology class.  Watching the Maury Show really proves that idiots are spawning at alarming rates.  I think there was a study that the dumbest portion of the population tends to procreate more often than the intelligent portion.  I think it has something to do with people not paying attention to biology.  When Maury asks guys how they know they aren't the father of a child 9 out of 10 times he comes up with some lame excuse like I have low sperm count or the baby don't look like me.  How the hell does looks play into genetics? Oh and the women say stuff like he's the father because that guy was the only guy I loved.  Well love doesn't necessarily mean that someone is the father.  It is sex.  Then the results come in and the woman is devestated and the man does a crazy dance...FUCK!

It's a bird...it's a plane...IT'S SUPER-CHRIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wow, I am sure Linda is very appreciative of this lovely tattoo.

So is this tattoo a remembrance of a group called Surfers for Christ or Banana Lovers for Christ.  I hope it is a group for banana lovers for Christ because that church would have the best hymns ever..."Christ is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S His love for you is bananas B-A-N-A-N-A-S" and with that I have damned myself to hell.

Well even though I am damned to hell for linking Christ to a Gwen Stefani song it probably isn't worse than the hell I am suffering now...coughing up blood, being alone, MORE FUCKING SNOW!!!!!!!!!!  Sorry I am very passionate it is Valentine's Day afterall.