February 28, 2008

  • So this is my second post of the day.  This is my regular Thursday feature entitled Crappy Tattoo Review.  I find it funny how these people get such crappy tattoos and they are all proud of them and then I tear them to shreds.  Anyway here goes.

    Zombie Christ will forgive your sins and then he will eat your brains.

    Weird Al Yankovic should take a look at this tattoo and then he could give us another excellent parody song.  I can hear it now, "Your body is a Lego Wonderland."

    It was bound to happen sooner or later.  I have been holding back with this one for weeks to let the hype die down.  This girl went out and got this tattoo and it was all over xanga's front page and she became a featured blogger because of it.  Now I am making fun of it.  Do you really think that 20 years from we will still be using this website to write about all our angst?  Well I probably will but the majority of you won't.  So why bother marking yourself for life?

    WOW....that looks like absolute crap and is the definition of hideous.

    A stripper with fire shooting fingers....my dreams are starting to take shape into partial reality.

    The alien head is awesome.  It looks like a slightly deflated basketball.  Oh and the wording is a nice touch.  Did this guy have a first grader do the writing?  Seriously how is this a cool tattoo?

    Wingnut....more like stupid redneck nut.

    I pose this question to all 5 of my readers.  OK 5 may be a bit of an exaggeration so I'll knock it down to 2.  Anyway what is creepier in this photo:  the tattoo or George Takei from Star Trek?  I think I am going to have to go with Sulu because no way would I want to be shirtless with him pointing a finger dangerously close to my ass area and by ass area I think around Sulu that is my entire body.

    So what is the poor angel trying to grab?  When I was in grade school we were having a discussion about Heaven with our confirmation pastor and someone asked about marriage in heaven and the pastor talked how you would be around your family but there wouldn't be marriage in heaven.  Then someone asked if there would be pregnancy in heaven and the pastor responded, "No because you won't have genitals in heaven.  Our bodies will be perfect therefore we won't need genitals to emit wastes."  I don't have anything to look forward to now.

    The perfect way to remember your friends.  Tattooing their initials on your shoulder on something that at first glance looks like a resivoir tipped condom.

    Way to cover up the crap!

    Unfuckwithable....wow that is a word that I might have used when I was 14 and not to mention this is a tattoo I might have thought was worth getting when I was 14.  Way to raise the bar of society there, Junior.

    Ok, I am done for today.  Please leave comments.  I need friends.