I haven't written in some time.  I guess I am just bored by life at the moment.  I am clinically depressed and not the depression that pastors feel after they have cheated on their wife.  I found that out this week.  A code word for when a pastor has committed sexual sin is saying that he has become depressed.  So if you go to any religious authority try not to say anything about depression otherwise they may judge you based on sexual exploits.  Anyway, some things have blown up in my face in the past week or so and I just am hating what I have become.  I don't know what is in store for me in the future but I don't think I will enjoy it.  Anyway I will try to be funny for a little bit so you can be amused.

Hmmm so the octopus is that kind of partner if he is going around pulling boners.

Small planes are excellent for maneuvering but a seat, a windscreen, and oh say a seatbelt would be necessary for a good plane.  Plus I don't think ramming is a good strategy when it comes to air warfare. 

Robin, you are such a help.  No wonder Batman got rid of you.  Oh and accusing Batman of being a male chauvinist is like accusing me of being straight.

Robin is so gay.

QUICK!  Commissioner Gordon, light the Guiliani signal!!!! 

Superman's family is pretty dysfunctional because I am pretty sure we have seen this scene numerous times before. 

Ok, this isn't a real comic but it is pretty believable to me.  I could see every issue, DEVO would have the catch phrase, "You Gotta Whip It!"  A woman is crying because her children have been kidnapped by serial killer aliens(yes, that is weird but it is a comic so I have to have something totally off the wall) and she asks the band, "What can I do to save my children?"  "YOU GOTTA WHIP IT!"  Man I really need to get laid.

I don't think there is any way to take what Superman is saying out of context.  That is just good old fashioned racism.

I never thought I would find a comic where I see the term "denouement" and "give it to me in the end" in the same window.  Leave it to Donald Duck's closeted nephews to ask for one of their brothers to give it to them in the end.

Huh?  Must be a slow day for news.

I think they are doing a lot of mixing of Roman gods and Greek gods.  I was going to start making fun of this guy but then I saw his belt and I just can't stop laughing.  I don't get it but it is a rainbow and this is extremely gay.

I am beginning to think that Lee Harvey Oswald was an avid reader of comic books.  

Well I am going to watch Top Chef but only because my guy Anthony Bourdain is on tonight.  Later.