So I was thinking of yet another influential band and I always tend to overlook this band because I have just gotten into them in the past few years, The Pixies. Think of all the bands they have influenced...Nirvana...Green Day...Radiohead...and then think of all the bands that those have influenced. OK I'm getting off the soap box.
Time for some comic book shenanigans.
So is the monster saving the girl or is he feeding her to the crocodile? If he is feeding her then that is typical monster behavior but if he is saving her then all sort of hell will be unleashed upon the earth. The monster is named Man-Thing. I think that could be taken as some sort of euphemism, well he does sort of have a rise on his head but the bumps are maybe something he needs to cure with Valtrex. I can't imagine what Playgirl-esque poster is on the inside.
So cavemen came from Krypton? I am so confused. Not so fast Christian Bob...it may prove that cavemen didn't come from Earth but then they came from another planet. I mean when I was in grade school a teacher said the notion that any other life existed besides us was asinine because God could only love us. Hmmm...didn't know we as humans could put limitations on what God could or couldn't do. Anyway this cover is just another DC Comics mind-hump.
This one is too. Is the Batmobile in the shop and if it is would Batman take it to a GM Goodwrench certified mechanic? OK Batmobile aside...did they forget that Superman can fly? Maybe it would look a little bit gay if he was carrying Batman and Robin while flying through the sky, but then looking gay has never been a concern of Batman or Robin.
I look at this cover and all I can think of is that it should be sold in adult bookstores. Either Marvelman was cut off at the right knee or he is giving the guy a taste of Marvel-cock. Maybe he is because the great dam could be talking about a dental dam.
So people are going to evolve in the future and they will evolve with underwear already covering their naughty bits. What does evolution have in store for us next? Thankfully a year from now science will be allowed to be legally practiced in this country...cure for diabetes anyone?
Oh how cute! Flash and Junior Batman make such a cute couple! And no wonder Hero is a dirty name if you look at what Superman and the Green Arrow are up to. Just thinking...has there been a movie about the Green Arrow...I would love to see something about his drug abuse on screen and also how he broke things with Superman.
For some reason I don't recall this character in the Bible nor do I remember skyrises and electricity during the story of the first Passover.
For awhile now I have been raging on Superman for being a dick, well here I conceed that one of my favorite heroes, Ghost Rider, too, is a dick.
His gaze tells me that he and I have a lot in common. He also looks like he is asking the same question I am asking...Are they real?
Hmmmm...not only is Flash a little gay but he may just be a pedophile.
I don't think that is how the tides work.
OK I am going to give away the story....see the guy in the center is having his bachelor party and he thinks he is marrying this sweet little innocent girl. Well one of the superheroes decides that it would be a good idea to watch a porno with 8 other men in the room. They start watching only to realize that the star of the movie is the bride to be....see that is why I love comics, sometimes the stories seem like the come straight from the Greek tragedies.
This is a busy time of year...NCAA tournament starts tomorrow and I need to get some of my brackets in so wish me luck. Hopefully I will be back with a crappy tattoo update.
Recent Comments