March 21, 2008
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Well it has been a long fun day. College basketball is so enjoyable. These are just kids not out playing for millions of dollars but playing for the love of the game. Sure some of them will go on to the NBA and only use the college ranks as a stepping stone due to the NBA's new policy that a player has to be one year removed from high school before declaring himself eligible for the draft. Anyway I am cheering on North Carolina in two brackets, UCLA in another, and Memphis in another. Overall I am pulling that Wisconsin actually do something this year besides winning one game and then getting beat in the second round. Well now that I have talked about college basketball I feel it is time to talk about some crappy tattoos.
That looks as fake as Paris Hilton and just as crappy too.
Maybe this one isn't crappy because it looks just as nice as the actual animation from the first season. I like it how the only one sitting in a chair is Joe and the other three are just sort of levitating.
And...you're proud...BECAUSE????????? Your tattoo makes your daughter look like some sort of alien character from The Last Starfighter....how is that for a reference?
At first I thought this was someone attempting portraits in the French watercolor impressionism but then I realized it was just crap. Well the kid on the right does look what I would imagine Phillip Seymour Hoffman to have looked like as a child, especially if he was anything like his character in Boogie Nights.
This tattoo gives new meaning to the term "thumbing a ride".
Fantasy tattoos are not fantastic. Just look at those floating orbs, they are supposed to be 3D but 3D isn't something most people can achieve with tattoo art. Also this person has gargantuan balls for actually making the dragon anatomically correct. My last question is about the tail. Is that supposed to be a flaming tip to the tail or is it just a gigantic zit? I will have to role my multi-sided dice to find the answer.
Fish taco? Yeah I get it but it doesn't look like a good fish taco and more like something Paris Hilton would have. Wow, I am totally against Paris today, probably because of how she punked me last week.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE'SSSSSSSSSS Crappy Tattoo Johnny!!!! If you don't get the reference, got out this weekend and rent The Shining.
Hopefully she isn't tell her boyfriend to think of something different while he is behind her.
I didn't know the sun was a drinker. Actually that sort of looks like me after a half dozen shots of beer and whiskey...see I can't remember the name of the drink but this dive bar offers a shot that the drop a shot of whiskey in about two shots of beer and then you slam it. Horrible but it does the job to get rid of all the memories of that no-good tramp that ripped my heart through my chest and proceeded to stomp it into the ground...yeah I have what they call "trust issues".
I hope Connor led a productive life and didn't have all that acne or red streaks around his face. Come on, if I get someone tattooed on my body there is no way in hell that I would let the artist put zits in the tattoo. That is so indignant.
So would it be doggy-style or butterfly-style?Well I will be back tomorrow with another Celebrity Round Up but now I take my leave because The Boondocks is on Adult Swim.
