It is getting colder and we are expecting 6-12 inches of snow although all the weathermen disagree.  Actually I have heard as low as 3 inches and high as 14, so I guess the mean would be 6-12.  I can't wait.  Just what my back needs, more thick heavy snow.  Oh well time to make fun of tattoos.

Sir, you need to get that tattoo un-DUN.  I loathe Larry the Cable Guy.  He is a bigot and a fraud.  Yeah, you don't hear a lot of people quoting his routine about office relationships and computer networks.  Now I have to put up with him doing weightloss program commercials.  I wish he would meet the same fate as the cable guy in the movie The Cable Guy. 

This is a tattoo tribute to Christina Aguilera.  I hope she doesn't see this tattoo and start shading her face blue.  I also pray that Xtina can do a better job applying lipstick. 

This smoking skull bong is so bad that I didn't realize it was a smoking skull bong tattoo until I looked a little closer.  At first I just thought it was a pile of crap.

There are no words I can use to describe this horrible tattoo mostly because I have absolutely no clue what it is supposed to be.

OK, all my friends who have babies are going to hate me but anyway, newborns are ugly.  Their faces are all scrunched together.  It takes a couple weeks before they start to luck cute as people with emotions unlike me say.  So, my friends, do not tattoo your newborn on your body.  This tattoo is proof positive why you shouldn't tattoo a newborn or any aged child on your body.

Tattooing your dog?  Tattooing a cat on a dog?  PEOPLE THE APOCALYPSE IS UPON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So is this tattoo supposed to be Saturn? A UFO? A bomb?  Whatever it is, this tattoo is crap.

Since when does pizza come in a can?

I recommend this guy shave his head and get a tattoo on the other side of his head that says "Insert Brain Here".

Hmmm I am actually getting sort of hungry for some pizza.  I wonder if this guy ever has the problem of someone trying to bite his arm.

My question is why did you get this tattoo.

All I see in this tattoo is Jesus looking up at the guy and asking "Why did you tattoo me on your back?"

Well I am thinking I will forgo my music entry tonight and wait for the weekend.  I will be back tomorrow with a celebrity round-up.

So I had a busy afternoon and evening thus not being able to get to do any more blog postings.  I scoured the internet looking for links to the soundtrack to the movie The Crow but I couldn't find it.  I will have to find the individual songs elsewhere.  I also had some fun German cover songs bookmarked but I can't seem to get the links to work.  Anyway I will try to get that working tomorrow.  Right now it is just time for some mundane crazy pictures.

This was supposed to be my happy easter picture, The Ultimate Peepshow.

Finally a guitar that I can play.

I remember having to do this project in college.

Gives a whole new meaning to the subtitle "Rise of the Silver Surfer".

Last time I checked Runaway was a song by Bon Jovi and Bon Jovi isn't exactly punk rock.  When will porn directors get the facts correct?

If only it were narrated by James Brolin.

These were a couple of the other easter pictures I was going to display.  I guess the Easter Bunny really delivers.

Stare.....CHRIST LIVES!!!!!!!!!

Ruh-roh! Unintentional male nudity.

Spring break this year featured plenty of untapped kegs.

Someone stole another of my ideas.  It looks like I have one more chance to start my snow bar with the storm we are expecting this evening and tomorrow morning.  6-12 inches of more snow!

Well that is all for now.  I will be back tomorrow hopefully with an update of music and crappy tattoos.