Today has been a very odd day.  I am freezing.  It is like my entire body just decided not to produce heat today.  My fingers are blue and my teeth are chattering.  That is just the beginning.  About 9AM I heard all these sirens.  I figured it was just an ambulance driving to the hospital but then the sirens kept coming so that led me to think that it was a fire call but the town fire whistle didn't sound.  Well a couple hours later I start hearing helicopters all over the place.  I am thinking we are under attack or there has been some terroristic activity that isn't being covered by the media because who the hell would cover anything in this podunk area.  Well I get a phone call from my mom asking me about a friend who has family in a neighboring community.  Turns out that the county sheriff deputies tried to serve a crazy guy with eviction papers due to his refusal to pay property taxes.  He fired shots at the deputies and hurt none of them.  Well it has been an armed stand-off since and the SWAT teams from some of the larger communities are in the area making sure this guy and his family do not escape.  The helicopters have been circling the property and are using the small airfield in my hometown as a place to refuel.  As of this writing there has been no action just shots fired from the man inside his house.  The creepy thing is, I think I know where this guy lives because I remember passing a house on the way to look at a motorcycle a few weeks ago and the house was flying a flag upside down and had signs up about how taxes are unconstitutional.  Anyway it hits close to home...maybe 15 miles away.  Well it is on to some crappy tattoos.

A Barbaro tattoo?  WTF!  That makes me think twice about getting that Seabiscuit tattoo.

Alright! Fishin'!  When I first saw this tattoo I thought it was a major bruise.  It's not finished but it still is crap.  You have to be into fishing something fierce to get anything fishing related tattooed on your body.

Ok, but I will freely judge your crappy tattoo.

COOOOOOOOOOOBBBBBBBBBBBBBBRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!  You know Serpentor made him get that tattoo either that or his is really trying to impress the Baroness.

I don't know which tattoo is worse: the cereal mascot forest or the fake eyes tattooed on the eyelids...my pain threshold would have to go with the eyes...I am cowering in fear to know how much pain was involved in that tattoo.

Once again, a warning, do not tattoo your children on your body.  They will look like mentally handicapped versions of Mark Wahlberg.

Hot dogs may be guilty of being delicious but your tattoo is guilty of being crappy.

I hope she doesn't fly away.

How do you say love with your lips? OOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! I get it.  So before you say you love someone with your lips, you may want to consider washing those fingernails.

I like bicycling as well but not to the point where I would tattoo a bike with a heart on my arm.  Oh and by the way, homemade tattoos are not cool even if they are cost effecient.  

I think this tattoo was done by a 6 year old.  I guess that tribal stuff just doesn't excite me.

I wonder how this guy lives with himself.  I also wonder if he feels satisfied to know that he has completely pissed off his parents.

Well I should look to see if the stand-off is still going on.  I will be back tomorrow with an update and an all new celebrity round up.

Well today was strange.  I woke up at the usual time and I took a few steps and it felt like I was hit by a semi-truck.  I was so tired and ill today.  I don't know, must have had a little bug because by 6 PM and 3 showers later I was feeling fine.  So that is partly why I didn't write until now.  South Park was especially hilarious this evening.   Well time to get into some crappy comics.

Young Clark Kent is trying to hide his identity as Superboy but the other boy...well there is something he is trying to hide as well but if he keeps inviting people to see his "special hobby" it won't be a secret anymore.

For a man about to kill another, he looks so calm.  He must be a serial killer or he smelled something mildly unpleasant. 

I hope that contest is sort of like the contest on Seinfeld.  I could see to sex-deprived women duking it out...see comics are why I am so perverted.

You know, I really wish houses worked that way.  I wish they could be taken apart like Legos or like in The Sims.  Maybe I need to work on brick sized Legos to build houses.

WOW, That is one heck of lover's quarrel!!!!

You know Batman and Robin are totally gay.  I know, I'm a pervert.

Hulk, you're a hypocrite.

I think her implants are magnetic and drawn to the bars because that is hot.  Anyway, I think this is a comic book that has inspired so many late night Cinemax movies like my favorite Busty Cops.

You may have to enlarge this one to read some funny stuff...Anyway Superman is the Man of Steel so I guess maybe Viagra comes from Krypton then.  Oh and she forgot to mention that Batman is gay.

So I always wondered if Superman used his super powers for any bathroom duties and now I know he uses his laser beam vision to shave.  Also, I think this is a case of Lois being a dick.  At least it only smells like burning hair and not a super dump.  This is why I am worried about getting involved with a girl...my masculine scents may drive her away just like poor Superman.

Of course it makes perfect sense to have Spiderman's parents be secret agents who work on special assignments with Wolverine. 

So I get it that the Tempter is supposed to be the Devil but why does he look like Abraham Lincoln?  Lincoln wasn't that bad of guy that he may deserve eternal damnation in a lake of fire...Superman, yes...Hawkman, maybe...Abraham Lincoln...NO!

Well my brain has ceased functioning right now and I don't feel like being funny...oh yeah if you didn't laugh at any of the captions, that is my lame attempt at humor.  I will try better tomorrow with some crappy tattoos.