I thought winter was through after experiencing a couple of days of 60+ degree temperatures including one day of 70 degrees.  I couldn't have been more wrong.  It snowed last night.  We got about an inch around here.  Ok that isn't much but it still is something.  I was at a meeting and when I was finished talking with some of the people afterwards, my car was completely covered in snow.  At least it has vanished today.  So right now I feel ok except these constant changes in temperature have through my off my body.  Well enough about me and my troubles lets look at some comic books.

I don't know if any of you have realized this but the reason why Lex Luthor hates Superman and is trying to kill him in every movie and every comic book in which they appear together, is because Superman caused Lex to lose his hair.  Yeah, that is petty but you never mess with a guy's hair. 

It doesn't take reading this comic or having a high IQ to figure out that Superman put him in that coffin.

Here, I thought David Ortiz was a nightmare in Boston to opposing team's pitching.  Oh wow, a Red Sox reference to a Wonder Woman comic!  I am the man!  Oh I was just wonder why is the girl grabbing Wonder Woman's waist?  Then my eyes started drifting lower and I have to say Wonder Woman must go Brazilian...well she is Amazonian afterall.

I look at this comic and the first thing I think is that why would a person stand under a falling lighthouse, narrating what is happening when YOU COULD BE GETTING OUT OF THE WAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is Prince Adam being fondled and why isn't he wearing any pants?  I guess I will have to find out inside.  You know I never understood He-Man when I was a kid.  I thought it was just too weird.  A close friend loved it and I never understood the toys but they were revolutionary for the 80s...a man who had many faces and his name was Man-e-Faces and a skunk like creature that actually had an odor to the toy and whose name was Stinkor.  Oh those were the days, kids today they don't know what good toys are.

Why does The Clock have the name The Clock when nothing about him deals with time?  I guess that is why this is a Crack comic because it is pure crack.  My next question is why isn't there any Crack Comics movies out there.

Why did the robot-Village People kill robopuppy?  This cartoon C.O.P.S.was one of the best cartoons.  Of course now so many years later I realize that they made an acronym out of an abbreviated nickname for police officers.  Oh well, it was just a cartoon and a subsequent comic book, I'll live.

So while Superman is doing battle with God, Batman and Robin run off with Superman's dates.  Maybe Batman and Robin aren't gay after all.

This is one of my fantasies.  When I snap at work one day, I will return the next day in a suit of armor and boss the wenches around.  Of course my fantasy of such tomfoolery probably would be deemed as sexual harrasment in this day and age...thank you once again comics for getting my hopes up and then having them dashed to bits and the jagged rocks of reality.
 
This is another fantasy I have.  Some day I hope to be a pimp.  Mostly because women tend to avoid me and this way as a pimp I could have a stable of hoes surrounding me.  Then as a pimp name, I will most definetely use the name Batman Jones, but I'll have better transportation than the Bat-bike

When Externals Clash!!!....bad artwork ensues.

Seriously, what kind of parents would let their son hang out with a guy who calls himself The Gunmaster?  Why does his little sidekick point the gun at his anus?  Man,comics of yesteryear sure had a lot of interesting man/boy relationships...just like ancient Greece.

Well that is it for today.  Hopefully we don't get anymore snow.