It is still winter and I don't think it will ever be spring.  In fact I think that next week we will just bypass spring and go straight to summer with 90+ degrees and high humidity.  I guess that is fitting for Wisconsin.  I am watching snowflakes as I type this.  Oh by the way anyone who is interested in hearing some Clem Snide, that band which I hyped earlier this week, go to the audio section of my page and the first four songs are by Clem Snide.  They are four of my favorites.  Anyway I will regal you with tales of crappy tattoos.

Why is it that whenever I go to the hospital, I never get the nurse caressing the giant phallic symbol.  After looking at her face closely, I am thankful that I don't get this nurse.

Why does it look like this may be an engagement photo?  Maybe that is Jesus and Mary Magdalene and the tattoo belongs to Dan Brown, author of The DaVinci Code...yeah quite a stretch but the tattoo just looks wrong.

Like any warm blooded male, I love the Three Stooges, but there is no way I enjoy the stooges this much.

These are the veggie tales I want to watch...not really but I really hate bastardized Bible stories.

This quite simply is the gayest tattoo I have ever seen.

The only good thing about this tattoo is that ensures the owner a lifetime pass to stealing everyone's hamburgers.  Robble robble!

An Alan Thicke tattoo?  I hope this guy lost some sort of bet because why in the hell would you want to get him tattooed on your body.  I think the only thing I have seen him in since Growing Pains has been a commercial advertising time shares in Las Vegas.

Ok, this one may be a little clever but it is still crap.

Hmmm....self-fulfilling prophecy.

I am not much of a city person but there is no way I fear highrises.

I enjoy cunnilingus as much as the next guy maybe even more than the average guy, I guess the moral of the story is, ladies, there is no need to beg through tattoo.

This is Crazy James from the latest installment of Big Brother on CBS.  He was my favorite contestant.  Well he was voted out of the house by the self-proclaimed Team Christ last night.  CBS was constantly blurring out a few of his other tattoos.  I guess I see the point of this one because Brawny isn't an official sponsor of the show and it also says Prestigious Cunt underneath.  Yeah maybe it was a good think to blur out the tattoos.  Here are some others:

The writing says "wow god is everywhere!"

This is a close-up of one tattoo that is of a priest crying and fantasizing about man on man sex.

I love the necktie tattoo...if only I weren't allergic.

Well I have quite a celebrity round up brewing and it will be shocking...come back tomorrow.