Today was a halfway decent day.  The weather was nice and it was relaxing and helped me enjoy some pain free time to myself.  I am going to try to write more and try to be funny.

This is actually pretty clever when you think of all the garbage that he has given us over his career.  I'm looking at you Money Pit and you Splash and you Bossom Buddies and you The Ladykillers.

I thank God that I don't have this job.

Best. Underwear. EVER!

Nor would I want him to catch me smoking indo and sippin on gin and juice.

Is she giving him a prostate exam?  I would hate to be where elderly people necessitate warning signs.
 
LOOK OUT IT IS A RENEGADE CHURCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AH!!!!!!!! It's coming right for us!!!!!!!!!!!

You have to examine this court case on your own.

Wow, I should stop turning my shaft.

Really?  Jesus is like that?  I am always encouraged when a female tells me this but I don't know about my Lord and Savior.

OMG!  $25 for 7 Yuenglings...actually I need to find out where this is because a $4.55 Blow Job doesn't sound that bad right about now.

Yeah I'm not even going to bother with this one.

Seriously, I know the pain that kid is going through.  On a vacation with my family when I was entering the 3rd grade we went to Sault Saint Marie and into Canada.  We were examining the locks and all of a sudden a seagull dived at me and took a massive dump all over my shoulder.  I cried.  That incident has fueled my hatred of birds and also my phobia of the flying rodents.

CURSES!!!!!!!!!!!!!  The comic book world keeps dragging me back.

You are too old if you have to ask if you are too old.

It's funny because when they tear into your leg and femoral artery and then your jugular AIDS may be possibly passed along...seriously it isn't funny because there is no evidence that dogs have HIV like diseases and retroviral infections BUT cats and their FIV that is scary.

That is the best church ever or should I say eva.

Alright, I'll just take the fine.

Manly men change their own tires.

So I am going to bed now to get some rest so I can be funny for you tomorrow.