April 30, 2008

  • So no sign of my stalker today.  Maybe my shortness with him yesterday told him that he needed to stay away from me.  If he shows up I am going to give him a piece of my mind and of course when dealing with a stalker I will have my piece ready to go just in case. 

    My cat just pulled down a recliner that she was trying to climb.  I don't know about these animals.  Oh well time to make fun of some comic books.

    A plant that makes stereotypes...YES!  The wooden Indian plant?  What do these guys smoke?

    Bad Bad Bad describes this comic book accurately.

    For some reason I think this was the inspiration behind Batman's relationship with Robin.

    Batman has a beard in more ways than one.

    You know maybe I am perverted but a lot can be said about the gay factor in Batman comics.

    Yeah totally gay.

    Oh that is creepy, by golly!

    Apparently Catman rewrote World War 2.  He was dropped into Japan, they capture Kitten (yeah that's his sidekick, at least she is female), he goes to rescue her, and causes the Japanese to surrender.

    Comic book scientists are quite stupid.  Also they build shoddy houses.  Hmmm I guess monsters are leg-men...for some reason I always thought they were breast-men.

    Those damn evil monks with their fedoras and tommy guns and cigarettes...see this is what happened to numerous comic books after the Allied victory in World War 2.

    If this comic teaches me anything it is that I should never mess with Australians.

    I really want to know why none of this is covered in my history books.  I would be riveted to learn about the Nazi green hairy mutants that Amazing Man battled. 

    Well I have to go make some supper.  Tomorrow is tattoo day.