So today was an interesting day.  I think I have found a new favorite book in "A Confederacy of Dunces" by John Kennedy Toole.  Excellent plot and it is pretty darn funny.  Last night I woke up at 12:30 after falling asleep at around 9:45.  All the allergy medicine and antibiotics I take, knocked me out.  The weird thing was that when I woke up I thought I had been asleep for hours and that it was morning.  Because of that I couldn't fall asleep.  I think I laid in bed until 3 or 4 and then fell asleep.  Anyway, my day was pretty boring.  I am thinking this medicine is working because I am breathing better and I just feel better overall.  Well now it is time to make myself feel even better by making fun of some crappy tattoos.

Price check on a douchebag in lane three...price check on a douchebag in lane three.  When I was in high school, my assorted friends and I thought this might be an interesting tattoo because the rumor around the bathroom when we weren't avoiding the "man" from our illegal activity was that a dude at another high school had a tattoo like this and he went to Target and somehow it registered and his bill was like $400 when it was really only around $25.  Youth and marijuana make for stupidity.

Oh deer, that is bad....homonyms kick ass.

Obviously, this shouldn't be telling the tattoo artist to do tattoos or at least doing tattoos well.

I haven't really found anything wrong with this tattoo...I just love to admire it.

No regrets whatsoever with this one.   I have been trying to find what this may be from and and my only logical answer is CARtoons or Cracked Magazine.

Maybe it is an advertisement for a bundle of sticks or a ball of chopped liver or a slang term for a cigarette. 

The Latin phrase at the top means Lovers are Lunatics.  This guy is a lover so obviously he is crazy.  He is so crazy that he got this tattoo to help him on a heart quiz in a biology class.  Needless to say, he failed.

Here we see Laverne and Shirley.  Actually I don't know who it is but that is what it looks like to me.  Maybe I should get a famous tv pair tattooed on my feet...Archie and Edith...Roscoe and Ennis...Bo and Luke Duke...Mr. T and a cheeseburger...Bill O'Reilly and fascism.

Ladies and gentlemen, here we have a first.  A connect the dot tattoo.  No please disregard the red dots and only connect the black ones.

I'm sure that this guy's girlfriend was happy to see the tattoo he got of her on his arm.  She was so happy to see that the tattoo artist thinks she looks like Chewbaca.  She then dumped her boyfriend and he is stuck with the tattoo but to his credit he can say it is either Chewie or Britney Spears and be safe.

Sweet another connect the dot tattoo...what could it be?

My question is, is the topless lady hugging a desk or a straight razor blade?  I hope it is a desk and she find teachers attractive.  Man, I am pathetic thinking that a tattoo could love me.

Well I will try to be back tomorrow with my Celebrity Round Up but I can't promise because of the stalker.