Day: May 22, 2008

  • So the tests came back and I don't have anything significantly wrong with me.  The spots around my lungs and in my lungs turned out to be a collection of mucus.  The doctor told me the reason I have been sick is probably because of all the allergins in the air, mixed with my asthma not improving, mixed with a cold, mixed with acid reflux.  Yeah, I have never had heart burn or felt the effects but she thinks the reason I am coughing up so bad after meals is because the acid in my stomach is forcing me to cough.  Sort of strange but it is believable.  I am now on a nebulizer every 4 hours and the strongest dose of inhaler twice a day plus I am taking one type of cough medicine 3 times a day and 1 type once a day.  The once a day cough medicine is stuff with codeine.  That stuff knocks me out.  I do feel like I am drunk most of the day but I think that feeling will pass.  The doctor didn't want to put me back on steroids or antibiotics because those mess up your blood pressure and I have had problems with that.  Actually the doctor was pleased in that my blood pressure went down 20 points on both readings.  So I guess today after a full day of medicine I feel half way decent except a drunk feeling.  I have only had 2 coughing spells as opposed to 15-20 in the previous days.  Oh well I thought maybe I would do some tattoo reviews.

    This tattoo could have been so much cooler if it was the Excitebike guy.

    At first I thought this was a Jawa from Star Wars and then I thought maybe it was the Sand Monster from Return of the Jedi but then I realized it was a dog....a poorly drawn dog.

    When this guy shows up at a party he doesn't need bongos or a bag of coke to have fun, he just wears shorts and the party begins.

    It'd be easier to tell what this tattoo was if it wasn't so hairy.  I thought it might be a stack of IHOP pancakes but I am probably wrong.

    I think this is the funniest Chewbaca tattoo out of all the 3 million Chewbaca tattoos out there.  I think I could look at this tattoo every day for the rest of my life and still laugh each time.

    Gee, look at that thing, of course it is freehand.

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! Get me some gauzes, STAT!  Oh wait, that isn't real...it looks SOOOOO lifelike!

    I bet this guy gets a lot of hippy stoner chicks.

    I'm a gambling man and I would be willing to wager that your daughter is proud that you had her image tattooed on your leg.

    $1, I bid $1, Bob!!!!!  Actually you know that tattoo would probably look better right above the junk.

    I had a few parties with Das Boot and it looked nothing like that and the parties with Das Boot were not tattoo worthy, but the White House gun club basement parties, now those might be tattoo worthy especially when I mixed 151 with fireworks and Boom Boom's extra large mug and BB guns and flames all in a drunken mix.  Oh I think there was also some Hackstein Ice involved there too but ohhhh I never thought I would bring up Hackstein Ice again...gross.

    OK, I have a problem with that tattoo.  There is no way in hell that I would date a woman with an ALF tattoo.  I have high standards and ALF doesn't fit into those standards.