Well another day down and more news with my health.  My doctor called to tell me that she forgot to inform me about my anemia.  So apparently the test came back and said I am not getting enough iron.  Either my body is rejecting it or I just haven't been eating things rich in iron.  I tried to explain how the two weeks prior to my hospitalization that I rarely ate anything because I couldn't keep it down because when I went on coughing spells my gag reflex was triggered and I lost my food.  Anyway she recommended that I get some supplement pills.  I have to take these iron pills twice a day.  I have to drink extra water and have to have food in my stomach with these otherwise it could screw up my innards.  I don't know which is worse, having the iron deficiency or the treatment.  In other news, I am now caught up on Top Chef.  I missed the last couple of weeks because I was sick and then the hospital didn't have the expanded cable that I have at home.  Well I was pissed at the outcomes and who one of the remaining chefs is.  I think Lisa made a deal with the devil.  I also found it funny how she was proclaiming to be Jewish and then proceeded to butcher a pig.  Anyway I am calm.  Time to make fun of some comic books.

Why does this comic look so very homoerotic?

I am still trying to figure out why this is hilarious.  I think I found it before I was sick and I thought it was hilarious and I didn't put down my joke for it so now I am lost.  Maybe it has something to do with the Double Digest, I think that is something out of 2 Girls 1 Cup.

WOW!  Who knew Frankenstein was a Nazi?  I mean look at his name.  The Nazis weren't too friendly with people whose names ended in stein.  I guess if they were a seven foot tall walking corpse, they didn't much care as long as they could beat the Allies.

Here we see a true connoisseur of evil.  If you are planning on entering into the profession of supervillianry, no act of evil is too small to be ignored.  Kicking puppies is especially vital.

So this comic tells us the horrors to come in the year 2000.  So where are the spaghetti monsters?  Yes, they are in Kansas fighting to be recognized as part of the intelligent design debate.  If you are lost, look up The Flying Spaghetti Monster.  

I think the Dazzler and this comic book series made disco suck even more than it actually did.

See when comic books posted stories like this in the 40s and 50s it enabled America to endure such things as Mai Lai and Abu Ghraib.  You know "blast crazy" was the original term used to designate post-traumatic stress syndrome.  The scary thing about where Dynamite Joe is firing his arrows with dynamite is that he is on the south side of Milwaukee.

So this is what happened to patriot comic heroes after World War 2.  They time traveled to other times of war during American history.  So how many of these comics do we see being made into movies today?  Well, at least one...Captain America.  So about .09% of comic characters started to combat the Axis powers now have their own movie.  I love those odds.

I love how Frankenstein has the stereotypical green head but his arms and presumably the rest of his body is white.  I just love how they give away the plot line for this in the side bar.  By the way, what is an awesome screamer?  I think I want to marry one.

They say there is always room for Jell-o but sadly there isn't anymore room for Jell-o Man.

I think I have discovered the mystery of why so many people are afraid of clowns.

I started with a homoerotic comic and I will end with one.  The Master of Suction?  How gay is that?