Well another Sunday done. I am getting too lazy on this day. Well I think it is good because I didn't get to bed until about 4:30am and then got out of bed at 6 and started my day. Around 2pm I dozed off and slept until about 4pm so I have made up a little time. Other than that I am suffering severe sinus headaches. I can't take sudafed because I have worked up a tolerance against it. When I was in high school I somewhat played football or at least tried. The New Orleans Saints had their training camp in the same town in those days. Well somehow our coach got us down on the field with the Saints to talk with players and help with equipment. I still have all the lineman swag I collected over the years. The worst thing I collected was a knowledge of performance enhancing over the counter medication. See a couple Saints told me that if I wanted to get fired up before a game that I should take a sheet of sudafed. Well, idiot me, I listened to NFL players because why would a millionaire lie to a high school kid? I started taking a sheet before every game and that worked tremendously. By my senior year it was up to 2 and a half per game. Now sudafed does nothing for me and if I wanted to try to get an effect I would have to buy multiple boxes and you can't do that anymore because if you did they would question you about crystal meth. Anyway I guess for my sins of the past I have to suffer in the present. Oh and if anyone takes Benadryl...never mix it with Red Bull. You will have a crystal meth like reaction which you don't want. It didn't happen to me but trust me...don't do it.
Well I have some pics for you and I am not going to comment on all of them because they speak for themselves, an if you can't read just enlarge.

This one reminded me of an incident I had while teaching in high school. I caught a kid beating it. I didn't stop class out of fear I might traumatize the poor guy but we had a talk after class. That was the hardest bit of acting on my part because I had to hold back my laughter.

Don't you just see the police officers from The Simpsons and Chief Wiggum saying, "That's some good work, boys."



Don't you find summer to be so relaxing?

Everytime I see this picture all I can think of is the song that goes, "Summertime and the living is easy." That is what I wish I could be doing this summer but the damn steroids.

He was arrested for slipping her a roofie.
OK well I need to go take some tylenol so it doesn't feel like someone is stabbing me in the eyes.
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