Day: July 17, 2008

  • I was planning on posting earlier today but we had a series of thunderstorms roll through the area and they dropped about 6 inches of rain in this area.  So all afternoon I was watching for any rising water or any funnel clouds that may have appeared.  I never remember a summer quite this severe.  The time when I was living in Minnesota and they had the softball sized hail and when Kasota got wiped out, well that was bad but I think that was the only incident that summer.  This summer we are having flooding every week or so it seems.  Oh and by the way I can confirm that the hail in that storm in Minnesota was at least baseball sized because I was getting ready to go chase possible tornadoes and I got pelted on the head.  It knocked me down and I decided my day would best be spent at home.  Anyway I am going to do a light comic update and then I have some links for you.

    I remember back in the mid to late 90s when Tommy Lee Jones seemed to be in every single movie released.  Well apparently he has expanded his repertoire and is now appearing in comic books.

    Why do you need to find a man's hole?  I guess it seems logical since he is battling the flamer.

    Being the vindictive son of a bitch that I am, when I get married, I plan on taking a picture of my wife and myself after we have finished making love and then I will send that photo to some of my former teachers.  I don't know what that will accomplish, other than a probably divorce, but apparently it works in the comic world.

    WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT???????????  I sure hope the Dark Knight can redeem Batman from all his gayness in the comics.

    So this comic is called Super Magician and it revolves around a magician who uses magic to get out of situations and combat crime.  My question is, what does any of this have to do with magic?  Oh by the way, I have to admire the bras of the mermaids.

    Racial stereotypes aside, the scariest thing about this cover is the blank stare of Marvel Boy.  That reminds me of some serial killer show I watched on one of the Discovery channels I get.  The show is called Most Evil.

    Link time!

    Remember Back to the Future 2?  Yeah, that's the one where they go into the future and Michael J. Fox plays every character or so it seems.  Well in that future world there were some awesome Nike shoes.  I have always dreamed of the day when hoverboards and self-tying and self-fitting shoes would be the norm.  Well forget the hoverboards we are close to the self-tying and air pressurized self fitting systems...GREAT SCOTT!  Too bad they don't include those features however it is getting closer.  Anyway check it out here.

    Justice for baseball fans everywhere.

    This story is hilarious.  It involves some chickenheads or for those of you who don't speak the jive, fellacious women.  The women were signed up to be contestants in a fellatio contest on a beach.  Well they got arrested.  I am surprised.  If they were in this contest couldn't they convince the police not to arrest them.  Anyway read the story here. 

    I found the trailer for the new movie Choke.  I read this book by Chuck Palahniuk during one of my hospital stays and lets just say that I am quite anxious for this movie.  This trailer will definitely not be seen during primetime so you better watch it here.

    Want to know what it takes to get kicked out of the Mormon church?  Check out this site.  A bunch of Mormon missionaries got together and took some risky photos to assemble a calendar to help promote the Mormon faith. I seem to remember a calendar I was part of in college but it never saw the light of day, good thing too because those pictures of my wrestling a duck were quite damaging to whomever viewed them.

    Apparently the Mennonites are getting online and starting online clothing stores.  This particular website is their Wholesome Wear line of bathing suits.  IF you want to see a wholesome bathing suit you have to do some clicking (twice) to get into the actual pics of the suits. 

    Here are some amazing illusions.

    Spamusement!  This website takes spam emails and makes them into cartoons.  It is quite funny however sometimes I feel like I am reading cartoons from The New Yorker.

    Who would have known that if you took Garfield out of the Garfield comics, it would make some sense?  Poor John.

    This is one of the most bizarre news stories that I have ever read.