Tomorrow I go in to see the doctor.  It's just a follow up and check up.  I also will have to give more blood for some more blood tests.  This is really starting to scare me, the whole concept that the doctors have no idea what is wrong with me.  I guess it could be worse and that I could be not functioning but I am out and about it is just all my numbers are out of whack and I am having respiratory problems.  I have also heard that my stalker is planning on making a visit to my house Friday.  I think what I am going to do is park my car at the hospital and walk home or catch a ride with someone else so that he thinks I am gone.  He saw my mom at the grocery store and she said that he told her he wanted to take me out for beer but he doesn't know that I can't really drink.  I must admit to having two beers yesterday after The Dark Knight.  J made a good pale ale that in a couple weeks will be stellar.  I also had a High Life.  Hey, leave me alone.  My drinking ability is like an infant's eating ability.  The infant has to eat strained food and milk, well I have to drink weak beer.  I can't expect to go out and indulge on the Black Boss Porter.  Well it is time for random funny stuff.

I guess this is a place for the ladies to eat but I warn you, do not eat anything that has sausage in it.

Always the gigantic bridesmaid and never the gigantic bride.

Don't those things come in self-cleaning models?

What a beautiful name!  I would vote for her because that definitely sounds like a healthy name.

Oh it is so sad that this is true. 

I present the best burger ever: The Luther.  A half pound of beef, topped with a couple slices of American cheese and a couple slices of bacon, and then placed in a bun of a halved Krispy Kreme donut.  It is named after Luther Vandross for reasons I am not sure but it looks like it would clog my arteries in an instant.

Those missiles are destined for the Isle of Lesbos, that'll teach 'em!

I get the hug and play part of this toy but what exactly are you stuffing into his mouth?  I hope it is just kryptonite.

What are you staring at?

Well I'm not at that store if they are that rude.

Volkswagen unveiled their new security features for the 2010 models.

Now you can own your very own vagina couch.  They are upwards of $500.  I would have problems if I fell asleep in that couch because I have the tendency to drool when I sleep.

Link time...
I found this product a while ago but was recently reminded of it on the Today Show or at least on a clip they showed from The Soup.  Ladies I think this product would be the best Christmas present you could ever give your partner or yourself if you like wine.

One of the creepiest ads I have ever seen on craigslist.

Man, I should move to Zimbabwe.  I'd be like a trillionaire.

If you ever wonder if there was a toilet museum and what it might look like, well I have answered your questions.

Here's a fun little game to practice your mouse ability or at least your ability to keep a cartoon drunk from falling over.  I wonder what it would be like to play this game drunk.

Remember Highlights Magazine?  In recent months I have been reacquainted with a childhood favorite because the magazines were always in the doctor's offices.  Anyway I never remember Highlights Magazine to be like this.

Is there nothing the Bible and watermelon can't do?

When I was a little kid I reenacted Bible stories with my G.I. Joes.  I wish I would have photographed my escapades.  This website offers Bible stories done with Legos.  I have to strong urge to play with Legos.

This is a fun video set to Radiohead's opus "Creep".

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Well I am off for this evening.  I will be back tomorrow with a celebrity round-up.