This is my 495th post.  I was going to post earlier but I am a little down.  I got results back from my doctor from my last blood test and they still don't understand what is wrong with me.  My potassium level is still low as well as my iron level.  That is even after taking a multivitamin with both iron and potassium as well as individual iron and potassium pills.  I am also still anemic and the doctor is very concerned with that so I am going to have to go see a specialist.  The specialist is one that works with blood and blood disorders and then also leukemia and the doctor wants me to get checked for that because so many of my symptoms match up.  Yeah so that has me thinking.  I really don't know if I want to see the specialist.  I feel fine for the most part so why bother?  Anyway I suppose it is time to get funny.

This is how we are winning the hearts and minds of the Iraqis.

Ummmmmm....first off, why is it on the outside?

UPS unveiled their new line of summer uniforms. 

Tug? Stretch? Why are their eyes closed if their names are Tug and Stretch?  Remind me never go to Taffy Town.

Would you believe it if I said this was endorsed by Kim Kardashian?

Yes, they are.

...but they love it when you try.

Coincidence?  I think not.

You'll probably have to enlarge this one, if you dare.  There is a perversion for everyone on Craigslist.

I didn't know that oral love was dead.  So does that make me a necrophiliac?

Officer: "Do you know why I pulled you over today?"
Truck Driver: "Well, duh!"

GOTCHA!

Well I am off to go eat a late meal and weigh out my options.  Hopefully it doesn't get too hot or I may become too rash in my decision.