I love the G4 Network.  It really caters to nerds like me.  Also, one of the hottest women in TV is a co-host of the network flagship called Attack of the Show.  I have written so much about Olivia Munn on this site.  She is so attractive and if you read my previous post you would realize that the first thing I notice about her, is her eyes.  I love her eyes among other things.  Well on a recent episode of Attack of the Show, Olivia for some reason started to rearrange her cleavage and photos were taken.  Then her co-host Dipshit McGee became the most envied man in America.  Just look at the pictures.

Yeah I am a pervert, but how can you not find her attractive.  I know 100% completely heterosexual girls that drool over her.  Well I will try to find some more Olivia Munn goodness for my celebrity round up.

Sorry I didn't write yesterday.  I was somewhat burnt out and I also got an mp3 player so I was messing around with that all night.  I got a little Philips 2gb player.  I didn't get any accessories but maybe that is what this weekend it for and besides that the Walmart (i am a hypocrite) didn't have any reasonably priced accessories.  So my dad said he had to go to Walmart to look for a birthday present for my cousin for this weekend.  My mom wanted him to find a fireman's helmet because that is what the kid is really into.  I think that stems from a fire at their house.  They lost their garage due to faulty wiring.  OK, my dad said let's go to the Walmart in Richland Center.  I didn't realize why he wanted to go to that specific store until we were on the road.  He started talking about how a family near that town got their home made over for the TV show Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.  We didn't get to see the house because it was off the highway and he didn't want to go driving through the country roads trying to find this extremely made over house.  The family that won the honor was a woman and her children and the house has went into a sad state of disrepair due to the sudden death of her husband.  The runner-up was a woman who used to share the same office with my mom at the local hospital.  Her husband was the principal who got shot and killed at Weston High School when he tried to wrestle the gun away from a student who brought it into the school.  Anyway the probable reason why she wasn't chosen is because she is living in their house alone now that her youngest daughter just graduated from college and got married.  So if you watch that show and they are in Richland Center, think of me.
My dad and I get to Walmart and he said another reason why he chose this one was because they just remodeled it even though it was already a Super Walmart.  I walk in and look around and I thought I was in Target.  All the departments reminded me of Target with the name of the department on a sign and then a picture of the products featured in that department.  This place was looking very new and hip and stylish.  It must pander to a higher class of white-trash...like me but then it would have to be off-white-trash or maybe mostly white-trash and partly red trash....ok enough of my descriptions of my ethnicity.  I also noticed how the workers at Walmart now had uniforms.  No more Walmart vest and whatever the hell they want to wear.  I loved the old uniforms because sometimes some of the women would wear the hottest of house dresses and house coats under their Walmart vest.  They took another tip from the stylish Target which features red polos and khaki pants.  This neo-Walmart or maybe nu-Walmart featured uniforms of navy blue polos and khaki pants.  So you can see how easily I was fooled into thinking I was possibly at Target.  They didn't have a fireman's helmet but they did have plenty of hand sanitizer in the back to school supplies.  I am slowly progressing into Howard Hughes...not the money part but the germaphobe part.
I got home and palyed with my mp3 player and downloaded music all afternoon and all evening.   Now I am going to make my random Thursday entry.


Normally I say it is better to stay at home and watch the games on tv but I think this has sold me.  I know the real reason why Brett Favre went to the New York Jets.  See they have a problem at their home games with women taking their tops off.  They can't do that at cold Lambeau...hmmm Jimmy Hoffa Memorial Stadium is in New Jersey and I have heard it gets chilly there but not the -20F like last year's playoff games.  Oh well, at least Brett will have something to look at when he is riding the bench.

I don't get this.  Oh wait, maybe I do.  All men who practice Islam are attracted to the eyes.  You can tell a lot about a woman from looking at her eyes.  I know that is one of the first features I look at when I look at a woman.  Seriously, the eyes are the window to a woman's inmost being.

For those of you who are in the New Ulm White House loop, this is photographic evidence that Beta Alpha Chi's house dog, Henry, spread his seed before he got neutered.  Sorry about the inside joke.  It's still a funny photo.

Why yes it is, but I have to be up early so I can drive to Chicagoland.

This is mean but when the band performs, do they actually play or just pretend?

OUCH!  That had to hurt.  Every time I see this photo, I laugh so hard I start to cry and this time is no different.  How does nobody at the newspaper see that spelling error?  It had to be deliberate.

Only in La Crosse...I spent a few nights "studying" at the library.  Of course I was a large high school student with a fake ID.  It has been about 7 years since I have been inside there so I don't know if it has changed and they actually have the Dewey Decimal System.  They had some great shirts with that slogan.  I don't remember much of my "studying" in La Crosse seeing as I was on 3rd Street, the street with the most bars in America.  Hurray for La Crosse!

Psst...I think one of your implants may have slipped out of place.  OK, so maybe 7 months ago you waited on Kevin Federline, I'll give you that but you should have read the company memo to Hooters waitresses:"Next time make it a blowjob."

One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong, can you tell me which thing is not like the others by the time I finish my song?

OH MY SWEET JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!  Why the hell would you want to do that?  Why the hell does there need to be a warning against sticking those in your dick????????  What is wrong with people?

She LOVES the snow and I really am missing winter.

Link time:
The next time you answer an ad on Craigslist and it involves a rape fantasy, just go to a hotel because you don't want this happening.

Whatever happened to just using your hand?  He should take a tip from Ernest Borgnine.

As you may know from my ramblings, I enjoy VH-1 Celeb-reality.  One of my favorite cast members is Mr. Boston.  He has a blog on VH-1 and this entry is one of the grossest and funniest things I've ever read.

Why didn't I ever think of this?

I thought this list was pretty interesting.  I will never say I am hysterical ever again.

This site is called Garfield Lost in Translation.  They take the English and translate it into Chinese and then translate the Chinese back into English and this is what they come out saying.

I think this is the best URL and website content ever.

Remember how cool LOLCats were or at least popular?  Now there is an LOLMcCain and LOLObama.

A website that lets me send fake emails anonymously to anyone I want?  Sign me up!  I have a lot of people whom I want to think that I am dead.

If I ran a restaurant that sold vomit on a plate and called it Italian cuisine, I'd want all the endorsements I could get.

Finally, this is behind the scenes footage of Bob Saget having a meltdown while filming scenes for his upcoming roast on Comedy Central.  I love how he mentions Full House.  I wish he was like this when Stephanie drove the family car through the kitchen wall.

I have a special blog coming next and then later today I will be doing a celebrity round up.