Another day and still no results.  I called up the hospital and apparently the lab where they sent my blood to be analyzed is quite backed up so who knows when it will be known to me what is wrong.  I don't want to get belligerent with the hospital or staff otherwise I will be labeled as a problematic patient.  It really does happen.  They mark down that you are a trouble case and you will receive different treatment than other patients.  It won't be better treatment but it will probably be less personal.  Complaining doesn't do any good when it comes to medical situations.  It may work in the retail world or the world of restaurants but not in the medical world.  Anyway today it rained and it was much needed.  I looked at my Blazer this morning and I saw some red leaves on top.  Fall is soon here. 

I am going to start with my hotlinks.

I forgot to include this in my Celebrity Round Up last week but it is pretty funny.  Ernest Borgnine was on FOX News' Fox and Friends.  He was asked what the secret to attaining 91 years of age.  His response was pretty shocking to the FOX Noise hosts.  Ernest has just discovered the true Fountain of Youth.  Check it out here.

This is one of the newest fashion trends and I approve, no, I demand that more women start wearing this item.  The little lights sticking down remind me of being a kid and my parents taking me to the Ice-Capades.  I never wanted to go but for some reason they thought I enjoyed figure skating.  I did, but only if sticks and a puck were involved.

Wow, that has to be incredibly loud.  If it was me, it would probably be the noise of sobbing afterwards.

It's nice to know that the athletes who represent our country in their respective sports are also getting a little nasty off the courts or fields.  I like how the Salt Lake games had the fest available condoms due to objections from religious leaders.  I think the Mormon church outlaws birth control.  I mean look at how many kids some of those families have...anyway it's a funny read.

Want to know why I watch women's Olympic beach volleyball?(I don't think you will be displeased)  Check it out here.  Now this is not why I coached volleyball.  That was because no one else would and despite the overwhelming odds I had a 30-7 record as head coach...yay me!

Since Michael Phelps has decimated the competition in the world of swimming, there is a mysticism surrounding him.  Much like Chuck Norris, Michael Phelps is a demi-god and also like Chuck Norris, Michael Phelps has his own set of facts.

I like comic books.  I like The Simpsons.  Can you imagine how happy I was when I found this site that drew comic book characters as characters on The Simpsons?  Oh I was ecstatic.  Check it out.

I don't condone this attitude but that URL is rather intriguing and clicking on the link takes you back to the 1950s.

I never did care for Gandhi.  He was sort of strange especially when it came to women.  He was also a racist and hated Africans.  One person that should have made the list was Mother Theresa.  She raised so much money for the poor but her shelters that she set up were so destitute that you couldn't tell the difference between the slums and the mission.  Most of the money she used to travel all over the world to get more money which never made it to its intended people.  Want to learn to hate some of the world's most loved people?  Go to this site.

Here is another reason why I do not use eBay.  The only good thing about this seller is that he has received only positive feedback.

I was thinking of doing a random posting on this topic but someone beat me to it.  These are some of the most ironic or stupid criminals out there.  I think the World's Greatest Dad was arrested on molestation charges so go figure.

"A boat's a boat, but a mystery box could be anything, it could even be a boat."  I love Family Guy as well.  I remember making these for a store in The Dells.  Most of the stuff inside was worth $1-2 but we charged $5.  The sad thing is people still bought them.

One night of being a designated driver seven years ago, my friend Tim and I were driving through a small town on the way to my house.  The drink of the night was $1 silo cans of Old Style.  After a stop at a 24 hour gas station due to another long story which I will not go into here, Tim and I saw some young teen kids walking.  This was 3AM so I yelled, "Go to bed."  The kids yelled back to perform an impossible sex act upon myself.  Tim then shouted back this...read the URL.  The artwork on the website looks like something I would have drawn after a few silos of Old Style.

This blog, Cake Wrecks, has become one of my new favorite reads.  It documents horrible cakes.  My favorite is the birthday cake that is decorated in a Grand Theft Auto motif.  If you don't know, Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas is one of the most controversial games released.  The PC version contained a mini-game in which you can have sexual relations with your in game girlfriend.  You controlled the pace with arrow keys and changed positions with the space bar.  Anyway look for that cake, August 13th entry, and check how old the birthday boy is. 

I don't mind the in-house stripper for a bachelor party.  I might someday even let you in on one of my former jobs...no I wasn't a stripper.  I just don't know what to make of that baby.  She must see the topless stripper and must be getting thirsty.  Basically this is a WTF moment.

Drinking, dogs, cabin fever, and Minnesota don't mix so well.

And you thought that you were the obnoxious Misfits fan.

Another one of my ideas stolen.  That would be fun to have on my bed, of course it would look pretty creepy if I woke up under the woman's side.  See I sleep alone.  Also I don't know what guests would think if they saw that on my bed.  I mean people already know I'm pretty messed up but if they saw this I might get committed.

Another reason why The Dark Knight is the best movie ever is that Batman delivers Chinese food.  I hope he didn't forget my crab rangoons.  Oh check out this video from youtube.  I have wondered if something distorted Bruce Wayne's voice when he put on the bat suit or if he just tried to sound more macho.

Football season is set to begin so Bill Belichek is testing out his batteries.

So is that the best toilet ever or the best car ever?

Yes he is, and you know he doesn't shop at Hot Topic because Hot Topic is not punk rock.

Yoda this is.  With four ears he was born.

The things teachers have to put up with...it drove me to drinking.

All hail Cheesus Christ!

You know I have had those same worries.  It's funny but I find so many people on Post Secret with the same problems I am facing.

I may not have the Celebrity Round Up until Saturday because some old high school friends are going to be camping down in The Dells so I have to see them and maybe take them out for a beer or two and make them drink because my body can hardly tolerate alcohol anymore....it was a good run.