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I decided it was time to do another porno spoof entry. These always cheer me up and today I need a lot of cheering up. My cats are in better health but it sort of hurts me to have to give them pills because I have to hold them and force their mouths open and drop in the pill and then hold their mouths shut so that they swallow the pill. At least I am kind and give them a treat afterwards otherwise they would just run and force the pill up. Myself, my health took a dip today. I woke up at about 4am and wasn't able to speak. I had such a sore throat. I took some medicine and went back to bed. Well I am able to talk without pain but I just sound very weak and hoarse. I have another symptom which is from dehydration but I don't think you want to know what that problem is. About a half hour ago my mom told me that a childhood friend killed himself. We were friends during grade school but when I moved away from my parents for high school I lost contact. We ran into each other in a bar about two years ago and he was psyched because he was getting married and had a child on the way. It is weird to know that someone my age is now dead. Well I have to get cheered up. Porno spoofs

Just to begin, here's a little guide as to how they rate movies. I think I will incorporate this into my current blog entry and I will have to say that it will be rated X.

Oh and if you are lonely and thinking of purchasing any of these titles, here's a handy guide to spice things up a little.

I don't want to alienate any females who read my blog. I did do a google search for porn for women and this was what I got.

No that is not my cat. Some of these titles may include these monsters. Well, Ron Jeremy is in one of these following movies so I guess these are fitting.

Mission Phenomenal is better than any Tom Cruise Mission Impossible. I think he should have pitched this movie when he went to the studio to pitch M.I.4, but, no, he just pitched himself blowing things up...not blowing things but blowing things up.

I doubt this is a "fairy" tale. It looks like a fairy tale I would like to see. I didn't look for the gay equivalent but I am sure there has to be a gay porn featuring the three bears.

Everybody wins on this game show.

Gordon Bombay must be proud as is the rest of Minnesota...don't understand? Check it out here.

I guess Touched by an Angel was too obvious or that it sounds too much like some sort of creepy porn...oh wait.

I heard that Sean Connery was in this one as well as The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen.

Henny Youngman, the master of comedy and porno titles. I don't care if he wasn't the first to say it, he'll always be remembered for it.

To remake his image and avoid being known as a pederast for the rest of his life, Michael Jackson makes a cameo in the porno spoof of Men in Black 2. My question involves the tagline. If they save earth from the semen of the universe, wouldn't that actually destroy the earth in the long run.

I wonder what they use for the General Lee.

Dirty Rotten Scoundrels even has a porn spoof. That must make Steve Martin happy.

I found this on cracked.com and yeah this is a bizarre video. To me, what makes this really creepy is the photo of Amy Winehouse covering up the nudity. The logical choice for a spoof would have been Interview with the Vamp-Whore but porn is an illogical industry.

I think George Bailey would eat something else out in this movie. You know it would be a fetish movie if Mr. Potter is in his wheelchair in this film during his scenes. I may have to get this one for Christmas.

No thank you. I think this is one movie that even Tom Hanks would turn down a role.

No way would I drink Budweiser....that's Buttweiser? Well, let me think on that.

This is a scene from Not Bewitched XXX. I haven't found a cover for it yet. Ron Jeremy is in another porno. You realize he got into porn because he couldn't make ends meet as an actor and he could meet his end if you catch my drift. I think he probably has had a better career as a porn star than what he would have ever achieved as a mainstream star.

Not me! Just like Everybody Loves Raymond, I can't stand that show.

Poon-Tang Clan ain't nuthin' to fuck wit....oh wait, check that...Poon-Tang Clan is sumthin' to fuck wit.

The Ramonator...Arnold must be proud. He got his start in porn and one of his most famous movies gets the porno spoof treatment. I guess it all comes full circle.

This is Roma. It is a spoof of one of my favorite HBO series, Rome. I thought Rome had enough nudity and sex in it that it couldn't have a porno spoof. If you have seen this series, then you might recall the "gift" that was sent to Servilla...yeah that guy put Ron Jeremy to shame.

The Young and the Restless was a pretty sex-filled soap opera. When I had pneumonia, I watched a few episodes. I think this one is very different from that show.

Here's another HBO series that got a porno spoof. Take it from me, the mob only exists in tv, movies, and now porn.

This Ain't The Munsters XXX. I think this one will get pretty creepy especially with Eddie and his mother. There was a forum on the official website and no one responded to my question as to whether or not the bolts on Herman's neck vibrated.

I think a lot of people creamed over Jeanie back in the day.

This is the fifth edition and the answer is the same every time: YOU NEVER HAD ONE!

Jenna Jameson at her best. This was one of her last straight movies that involved her performing with someone other than her boyfriend. I don't think that guy will be raiding any wombs, but if Jenna used some of those toys are the beginning of my entry, yeah those could.

I wonder if Isaac Hayes did the score for this spoof of Shaft.