Well, I am not liking this new Firefox I was forced to download because it is now screwing with the placement of these photos and I'm not tech savvy enough to figure out how to change it back to how it was supposed to be.  Anyway, today I got a call from that specialist I saw.  I got my results from a nurse and today he finally got around to calling me.  He just told me that he couldn't find anything wrong with me and that he recommends that I have more tests.  If anybody wants more proof that the medical profession is not out to care for people but to get rich, there is your proof.

In anticipation of the Republican National Convention, the Minneapolis airport has introduced laundry service and attendents in the men's rooms.

Here's another photobombing example that I found after I posted on that subject.  This one doesn't seem to be deliberate and the photographer probably wasn't aware there was naked junk in view.  Or maybe they did realize that guy was passed out nude on the beach so they couldn't pass up the opportunity for a photo.

The college football season started this evening and I am pretty excited.  I enjoy football.  I played and did some coaching.  It is much more fun to watch college and high school football because so many of the players are playing for the love of the game and the pride of their school.  I am beginning to think that I will boycott the soap opera that is the Green Bay Packers this season.  Anyway, Ohio State has been in the national championship game the past two years and in both contests they were destroyed.  No wonder they lose.  Their spirit squad can't even properly spell Ohio.

This is a prime example of why I do not recommend home-schooling.  I am sure that the parents have good intentions but then there is this.  The worst thing I ever faced as an athletic director was that a family who home-schooled their children wanted to have their children play on my private school's sports teams.  That was a quandry.  I'm just curious if anyone who reads this site was home-schooled or is home-schooling their kids.  Also are their any Flaming Lips fans or Furries out there who have children who resent your fur love.

Here is another one of the posts on Post Secret that I have found that fits my feelings.
 
This too is from Post Secret.  I have had this feeling as well.  I have had something like this happen but I just shrugged it off and laughed about it but later it really hurt and realized that people I thought were friends were just assholes.

The Olympics are over and from what I could tell, they were a success for America.  It seems like the only Olympic contests that ESPN bothered to cover were men's basketball and anything Michael Phelps did.  I thought it was great that America won the basketball gold medals but I don't think that they matter to the players.  There were at least 3 players on the team that came straight to the NBA from high school and made millions of dollars right out of high school so a gold medal which earns them $20,000 from our government is chump change.  It is also nice to know that there so many athletes are hooking up and representing their countries between the sheets.

The opening and closing ceremonies were visually outstanding but I didn't understand the Chinese.  Seeing the stadium I was awestruck, especially with that wrap-around video screen.  Then it occured to me that the nest design wasn't the original design for the stadium.  My friend who taught in China for three years once sent me a picture of the proposed design for the Olympic stadium and this was it.  When I look at it, I have two thoughts come to mind when I look at it.  The first is that it is the giant eye of the Chinese government that is watching every single move you make.  The next thought is that it is a vagina.  Either way I am glad they went with the nest design otherwise I would have been completely distracted.

This is not from the Gorgeous Ladies of Wrestling but from the Olympics.  I didn't know rectal examinations were a requirement of the athletes.

These images come from Japan.  Things are different over there.  These all come from a religious celebration.  I guess this is the modern Asherah Poles.  See, I've had so many years of theology and in the Bible it talks about the Asherah Poles.  They were poles erected for the worship of the goddess Asherah.  These poles bore a striking resemblance to the male anatomy.  It is strange because Asherah was a female represented by a penis.  She was also said to be the "consort" of a god named Baal, who was a god of fertility and the majority of services done to worship Baal involved shrine prostitution.  Asherah was also said to be a wife or concubine to the Jewish God.  And people think the Bible is boring.  These are photos from the Hounen Fertility Festival in Komaki, Japan.  You can read more about it here(it's number 3).  I don't know why but this is sort of disturbing to me.  People laughed at me when I wanted to start a yearly get together of our friends and suggested the name Bonerfest or Sausagefest because it was all guys involved.

Hot-Links
This website lists the contributions that people make to political campaigns.  It is fun to type in my zipcode and look at what people in my hometown contributed to which candidates over the years.  My childhood dentistcontributes yearly to the Republican Party and then the owner of a cheese store(Wisconsin, yeah there's cheese stores on every block) contributes yearly to the Democratic Party.  The link takes you to the amount of money Barack Obama has contributed over the years.  Hopefully, given his record of support, he hasn't contributed to his own campaign.  I find it funny that he just donated $4600 to Hillary's campaign.

When I first heard about blogs, I was sort of apprehensive because I thought it would be a group of juvenile girls discussing the cutest male actors and why Johnny Depp never won an Oscar for Pirates of the Caribbean or how their parents just don't understand or that they would make comments about things that are way out of their element.  Anyway, a friend on myspace found this young girl's blog.  She is very adamant about her faith.  Thanks to The Venerable Steve, I have another addiction.  Too bad she hasn't posted since the end of July.  I am thinking for my next project it is going to involve something with the LDS church.  I haven't figured it out yet but I know that Mormon movies are one of the hottest types of movies going today, even making more money than any Christian movie.

A woman was arrested in Wisconsin for not returning an overdue library book.  Read about it here.

When you make your own website, I strongly suggest that you preview your chosen name when it is written out as one word and make sure that there is nothing strange going on.  This guy didn't do that.  Maybe Michael Phelps could be a sponsor of the Speedo Fart.

Who can be this stupid?  Maybe it was just some sort of elaborate prank.  Still, who could be that stupid? 

And of course now, he is in rehab.  I wonder if he ever came across my website...bad choice of words when porn is involved.  Too bad he didn't read this article first.  I guess I am not a real man nor is a high percentage of the male population.

Do you play drums?  Do you need that perfect cymbal to complete your set?  Does it need to be penis shaped?  If you answered yes to all of those questions, eBay is your answer.

This will soon be the most popular website as well as the most hated website.  Just give it time....I make terrible puns.

Here's that article I was talking about in my last post about the guy getting arrested for posting Guns N Roses' "Chinese Democracy".  There is also a link to that specific site which is funny to read after the shit went down.

Well that is all I have for this evening.  I am thinking of posting a story I wrote the last few nights but you may be able to tell that I have the ADD as well as was sipping back a little too much cough medicine.  Tomorrow=Celebrity Round Up!