OK so the crime wave is getting really strange.

1.  My neighbors as described earlier had their house robbed.  They own a restaurant in town and they live across from the gas station that is so busy in the morning. 

2.  The doctors(I said doctor earlier but he and his wife are together and both doctors) had their house robbed.  they live a couple blocks from me.

3.  A guy who owns an electrician supply company in town had his house robbed and he lives a few blocks from the doctors.

4.  A lady who is the head of human resources at the local hospital had her house robbed although they didn't make out with much because she is in the process of moving.  She lives a few blocks from the electrician guy.

5.  The former manager of the bank had his truck stolen.

6.  A guy who owns his own construction company had a trailer stolen from his house which is one block from me. 

These are just what has been reported and made public.  There could very well be more.

Basically the crime wave made a circle around town.  It's so creepy.  I went out and made sure all my motion sensors were working and that all my windows were locked.  You probably won't have to worry about me because there is a beefed up police presence in town.  I saw 5 different police cars in a 30 minute span cruise past my house.

Did you watch the VP Debate?  I watched about 5 minutes of it and got so disgusted with Sarah Palin that I put on Jerry Springer.  She does not answer questions straightforward.  It is so frustrating.  They asked her about the war and she said fine let's talk about the war but first we need to talk about energy.  Her answer never had any mention of the war.  Then I caught part of that Katie Couric interview.  Couric proved what a dope Palin is.  Palin was going on and on about Roe v. Wade and Couric asked her if she could name a Supreme Court decision other than Roe v. Wade.  What court decision do you think Sarah Palin gave Couric?  If you said Roe v. Wade, you would be correct.  WHEN ASKED TO NAME A CASE OTHER THAN ROE V. WADE SHE ANSWERED WITH ROE V. WADE!  Yeah, she has experience to be president.

OK, time to be random.

For those that know me, this is where I should be more often.

That sounds like something you order at the massage parlors.

Sweet Lord!  I need that saw!

I will definitely beware of those dogs.  Maybe they ate the dogs...I'm scared.

I think I am falling in love.

Damn, I'm only an average sausage sensation.

You know that I'm going to be calling that number.

The funny thing is, the husband posted the ad.

I don't know why but there is something wrong with that image.

There is something wrong with this one too...think about it.

Would you believe that Dildo, Newfoundland has the highest concentration of lesbians in all of Newfoundland?

This is the next edition of Guitar Hero.  What too soon?

Hot Links!

This letter from Craigslist is hilarious.  I think sometimes I have been an unintentional stalker.

Here is a must vacation destination for all those Office fans who come to my site.

I wish I knew how to aim my farts.  This is jsut a case of the man looking to rack up charges to keep us down.  Whoever proposed that he should be charged with battery needs to be tied down in a chair and then have like 50 people come straight from a chili eating contest and unload on him.

It's getting to be the time of year when people unveil their calendars for the upcoming year.  I have found two.  First is a collection of naked clowns.  Some people have a fear of clowns and seeing them naked probably will instill that fear in countless other but at least it is for a good cause.  The other calendar that should be interesting is the Women of Curling, yes, curling.

I have a lot of respect for Howard Zinn, especially the advice he gives to teachers of history.  I have always enjoyed hearing of how he taught about unpopular topics and misdoings of our government that should appall everyone.  He did an interview with Al Jazeera and well you have to read it.  If you are a Christian and you ahve studied history, this should make sense.  No nation lasts forever.  The Christian part alludes to Daniel's dream of the statue of many different materials that represented all the different nations that would arise.

You can't be a Cubs fan at Miller Park and get away with it.  At least they didn't bite of any ears or fngers like Raiders fans have been notorious for doing.

So where were you at approximately 10:00 AM on the morning of September 29th?  this is a cool website that keeps track of crimes reported around university and college campuses.  Keep yourself safe.  You may have to go to the home section to find your home state.

This is one cow I wouldn't want to tip. They edited the mugshot.  The original shows her udders.  Oh it is so funny.  I'll try to find it.

Someone is trying to get Jamaica's bobsled team up and running and this time with Jamaican runner Usain Bolt. 

I actually found a porn title called Impalin' Palin.  I wonder if this craigslist ad had anything to do with that.

Here is a clip from the German version of Sesame Strasse.  This is German Bert and Ernie.  Would you believe me if I told you that I watch clips of German kids' shows to keep fluent?  Well I do.

If you say anything bad about Mr. Rogers, so help me I will jump through your screen and then we'll take it outside and then I'll show you what it's like.  God I love the Buddy Rich tapes.  Here is the audio, here are transcripts.  So my "take it outside and show you what it's like" comes from the tapes.  See one of his band members secretly recorded his tirades.  They are hilarious.

Leave it to the Belgians to come up with something like this.

Here is a sign that a person in Florida posted in their front yard.  You should read the article to listen to that man's hypocrisy.  Look at the photo of the sign, now, you might understand why I can't take that guy seriously.

Here is a list of 6 movies that were almost made that were godawful ideas.

OK, this is a site for the 18+ crowd.  During the 2000 election a website ran a contest.  The contest entailed women sending in pictures of their naked breasts with the name of the candidate that they were supporting.  Well the trend caught on and now we have a website called Boobs 4 Barack.  I wonder how many voters are influenced by nudity.  However I don't think all of those breasts endorse Obama.

Now I can't make any promises about my Celebrity Round Up.  It will probably be posted on Saturday because tomorrow night I am going to see Choke.  I am also planning on swinging by a comic book shop to pick up the newest issue of Batman.  They put a surprise in the issue...BATMAN DIES!  IF YOU HAVE READ IT, DO NOT TELL ME ANYTHING!  Until whenever, have a good day.