Ugh....Red Sox lost last night so not all is well in Mudville.  I woke up this morning and felt like crap.  I was all dizzy and nauseous.  I checked the blood sugar to make sure that wasn't out of whack.  It registered in the "perfect" range.  I moped around here and checked out xanga.  I couldn't bring myself to make lunch.  I tried to eat some fruit but that seemed to intesify things.  My cats decided it was time to jump on me and cheer me up.  Then the strangest thing happened.  Everything smelled of maple syrup.  My arms seemed to be emitting maple syrup.  Finally after some rest the smell went away.  I watched some of the football game tonight but that got boring so I watched MSNBC and South Park.  I can't wait to hear what the Grand Wizard of Reactionary Statements aka Rush Limbaugh has to say about Barack Obama cancelling campaign events so he can go be with his dying grandmother.  I also am shocked that a notorious racist like Limbaugh is allowed to pollute the American airwaves.  Rush must be popping even more drugs seeing there are quite a few African American quarterbacks in the NFL this season.  Keith Olbermann had a special comment on his show and he talked about Congresswoman Michelle Bachmann from Minnesota claiming that we need to investigate member of Congress to see if they were anti-American.  WTF! Paging Joe McCarthy!  I can't say anything positive about Michelle Bachmann other than she is a female.  I am ashamed to admit that I belonged to the same denomination as she does.  I guess my dislike of Bachmann stems from her refusal to speak at the school I taught at, which was in her district.  Her response was that there wasn't enough people in the church or school for her to make an appearance.  Yes, Michelle is quite the politician.  She did ban a charter school from showing the Disney movie, Alladin because it promotes witchcraft and paganism.  I find it funny that after her comments of holding investigations into alleged anti-American congressmen and women, her opponent in this year's election raised nearly $1million.  Once the special comment from this evening is embedded I will post it.  I am glad I don't have voting for Michelle Bachmann in 2006 on my conscience...oops I said used the word science which might go against Bachmann's 12 Christian principles that she wants taught in all of Minnesota's schools.

Well enough of this politics.  Here's some good old drinkin' humor:

 

Tom Waits, singer and philosopher, all around awesome guy.

Don't think I am going to hang out there.

This is a still shot from the latest celebrity sex tape.  You will need a lot of liquor to make it through the Wilford Brimley sex tape.

You're not really buying the beer, you're just renting it.

Ja!  Bitte!  Fur alle auch Junge!

Congrats to the newlyweds!  Have fun in San Fran, knuckleheads.

Have you heard the word...the bird is the word.