Day: October 24, 2008

  • Olivia Munn

    Olivia Munn posed for Complex Magazine.  I don't know what it is about Olivia that I love so much so I think I will let Weezer's "El Scorcho" answer that for me.

    Now you know the answer so here are the pictures:

    It's their Halloween issue....

    Sexy Librarian
     

    Sexy Bunny

    Chun-Li from Street Fighter 2

    In and Out Burger Uniform(methinks there is some innuendo afoot)

    I can't get the video to work, sorry.

    I'll be back later with more celebrity shenanigans.

  • Call to Action

    Ron Howard has called us to action.

    See more Ron Howard videos at Funny or Die

  • Lukewarm Links

    So this week's batch of links:
    A few days ago one of you posted a couple of the origins of some nursery rhymes.  Well here is a list of the disturbing origins of five common nursery rhymes.  It is amazing to learn some of what I chanted as a child as an adult and to actually learn that there was meaning behind it.

    If you ever read my blog on Wednesdays, you probably know that I am a comic geek.  I am also a fan of M. Night Shamalan's "Unbreakable" so this list intrigues me.  We sometimes forget that super-villains actually exist.  Well here is a list of 5 real world criminals who could be classified as super-villains.

    I often think I am in love with the thought of being in love.  It has been a long time since I have claimed to be in love.  Then I read this list of terrifying romances.  Maybe love isn't for everyone.

    I thought that since Halloween is upon us as well as the fifth installment of Saw, I would post this link to a short called Teddy Saw.  I am sort of pissed off with the marketing behind Saw V because they are claiming it to be the end well if anyone watches VH-1 there is a new show called Scream Queens and the winner of that contest will be in the 6th installment.  Oh by the way, did anyone have a Teddy Ruxpin?

    This site would be used for a Good Samaritan case against Gilligan.  I still can't believe that show lasted as long as it did.

    I read this AP release about a lawsuit and I thought it had to be some whack-job that locked himself in a shack on the prairie of Nebraska.  No, he is a state senator.  I am in shock.

    And  you thought I was a nerd....

    I found a new website that features videos of random objects being microwaved.  This site is helpful because I know some of you have wondered what if you microwaved a certain something.  Well check it out and save money on potentially having to replace your microwave.

    I feel sorry for this poor guy.  He probably is all alone and didn't want to get arrested for picking up a prostitute.  They really make the vacuum sound human.

    They made this to distract us from something or it is proof that they can't build nuclear weapons because they can't even make a correct hamburger with beef.

    Stories like this make me happy that I never got into the health care profession.

    Do you have an STD?  Did you knowingly have sex with someone and passed it along unbeknownst to them?  Well I found this article on CNN that may help you out.

    Thanks to the Venerable Steve for pointing this out.  Ann Althouse posted a writing by Ted Nugent and his opinion of this presidential election.  I wish I could post all of what he says but I tend not to use such foul language.  The best line:  "John McCain, God bless you for discovering a Republican with massive
    amounts of balls. The good governor, Sarah Palin, is the
    bureaucrat-crushing, status quo-punching conservative that I've been
    looking for."  Sarah Palin=Balls....I take offense to that.  I also love how he, like many other ill-informed Republicans are starting to say they knew Palin before McCain picked.  I bet there are people out there that didn't realize Alaska was one of the 50 states. 

    For the guys,  it is getting to be winter and with winter comes a cold face.  What better way to alievate that miscomfort than to grow a long beard.  Here are ten reasons why you should grow a long beard.  Ladies, you can check it out as well.  I will not be growing a beard anymore because at 28 mine is coming in grey in places around my chin.

    Still wondering what you will be for Halloween?  Does the current state of the economy have you strapped for cash?  Well check out this site for a cheap Halloween costume.

    Someone was asking me a while back, I apologize for not remembering, what news sources I go to.  Well I came across this one the other day.  It's called News Hounds.  They watch FOX news so you don't have to.  They report on what lies and scare tactics are being spewed at the American public.  Great site.

    Well that is it for this week.  If you have any fun links that you want to share feel free to send them my way.  I'll be back with a Celebrity Round Up tomorrow.

  • Random Thursday

    I hope I am not boring anyone with my random approach or my overall theme days.  I guess that is from my past where I develop a schedule and stick to it.  My day somewhat boring.  Only two bits of excitement happened.  First I was sitting here at my computer and I saw a guy in a bright neon yellow vest walking past my den window.  Then he looked in and we made eye contact and then he ducked down.  I figured he was checking my meters because of the vest and also I looked out another window and saw a power company van.  After that I went upstairs to do some reading and I heard a weird noise, almost as if someone were rattling a door.  I got up and slowly walked down the hallway and then I heard the noise.  It was coming from my bathroom.  Here was one of my cats standing on the edge of the toilet unrolling the toilet paper.  Half the roll was in the water and I yelled.  She gave me this incredulous look like, "How dare you interrupt me!"  That was fun cleaning up.  I guess she forgave me because she is currently sleeping next to my feet. 

    Time for some random pictures:

    The barbarians are at the gates.

    Whomever designed this bridge is probably sitting behind a desk, laughing, and counting stacks of money.

    Not exactly something for Mother's Day.  I always loved to do word searches just to find words that weren't on the list.  You could always find some good ones.

    Make sure you contribute to testicle cancer research.

    I don't think I have said this enough: if you plan on doing the limbo make sure you are wearing underwear.  Semper Ubi Sub Ubi!

    Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's Maybelline....this is a whole other side to Danny Devito that we don't need to see.

    Worst. Shirt. Ever!

    Governor Palin, we need you to ADDRESS the housing crisis, not to UNDRESS!

    Oh yes they can...wait, I don't think we are talking about the same type of tongue or are we?

    Sometimes, stereotypes are based on reality.

    He's smarter than me.  I can't do those things.  I don't understand.

    I wouldn't kick any size out for eating crackers in bed.  I find this interesting. 

    I don't think the training wheels will help.

    One down, lukewarm links to go.