I was reading about this glamorous that took place in the UK last weekend. It involved a 16 year old girl named Missy Quinn who married her 17 year old boyfriend. It was a fairytale wedding that may have cost her father upwards of $200,000. Yeah that may sound like a lot but when you figure out what they do for a living it is quite expensive.
You need to know some backstory. Missy hasn't been in school since she was 9 years old. She travels around with her family in a caravan, which is British for trailer or RV. Her family is a group of gypsies or pikeys made famous in Guy Ritchie's movie Snatch. Missy met her husband Thomas when she was 13 at an amusement park She said she knew he was the one because he stroked her hair as she gave him a blow job on one of the rides.
This story was sort of like Romeo and Juillete if they had been white trash. See Thomas and his family lived in a house that sat in one place while Missy and her family traveled around the country. Missy's mother, Theresa, who is 33 years old and was married at age 16, was shocked to find out her daughter was getting married. Theresa only agreed to the wedding when she found out that Thomas and Missy were madly in love.
Missy's father Simon, who is 35, paves driveways for a living while doing other shenanigans around the UK. He has been saving up for her wedding and said it was worth every penny. Here's how some of the money was spent: $26,000 two piece wedding gown, $800 for Missy's crystal bouqet, $500 for outfits for babies involved, $1200 for hot pants and bra ensemble for a guest, $29,000 for Thomas and Missy's very own trailer. He also paid for hotels, a rental Rolls Royce, a tiara, a honeymoon in Turkey and a reception for 150 guests. Those were some classy guests because girls as young as 9 were said to be walking around in mini-skirts and bra tops.
I wish this was fake but sadly it isn't. I also have to admit that I wish I was a guest. I also hope they filmed every single minute so they can release it in porn theaters worldwide. May the next six months be filled with creampies and domestic disturbance calls. OK, here are the pictures. Be prepared for class and Color Me Badd facial hair. Here comes the bride.... The bride and groom with the bride's family.
I love movies. I can't even begin to count the number in my dvd and vhs collection. This movie list is of 8 classic movies that got away with plot holes. Now I have a problem with people on the imdb forums. They don't know the difference between movie errors, factual errors and plot holes. Well these are actual plot holes and I can't believe I never thought of these.
Every once in a while, I sit down and try to watch the cartoons that today's kids love. I don't get it. Of course some of the kids' shows from my youth were pretty messed up. Here are 7 Classic Kid's shows that were probably conceived on bad acid. I loved Slim Goodbody but now as an older kid I think it is probably one of the most revolting things that was ever on tv.
Who knew that action movies actually contained a message? Well here are 5 action movies that are pure propaganda. I think my favorite is Red Dawn. I remember staying up one weekend in the 7th grade and I saw that movie on TBS and it blew my mind. It inspired me to write short stories of a group of kids who called themselves the Badgers and fought Russians and Canadians and Iraqis. Yeah I watched a lot of network news back in the day.
This is one of those internet memes that I think is terrifying. It's called manbabies. I don't know how to describe other than have you look at it. Manbabies gives me nightmares.
I used to love hockey. I grew out of it literally and yes I mean literally grew out of it because I could never find hockey skates large enough for my gargantuan feet. Size 17 skates aren't readily available and they aren't worth the money for only skating a couple months a year. Then the strikes hit and hockey wasn't my thing. Well I have two hockey links. First, hockey players aren't safe on wikipedia. Second, all this Sarah Palin hysteria has injured a hockey player. I can't find the article but it was on ESPN this morning: Sarah Palin's recent appearance at Philadelphia was to drop a puck before the start of the game. Well so many people brought in Obama sigsn and also the boos were so loud that an employee of the Flyers played applause over the sound system but it was deafened out by the booing. Hockey and politics apparently don't mix.
Do you enjoy zombie movies? Do you like pin-up girls? Do you like calendars? Well here's a place where all three come together. Zombie Pin-Up Girl Calendars.
This business is an actual business from back where I went to college and where I taught. My first day of summer inservice, I walk into my office, the athletic office, and look at the refridgerator and saw a sticker for this business...The Turdologist. It's true, he exists, and business is booming.
Do you have bad news that you have to break to some one? Do it with an email and a picture of a baby animal because who can resist a picture of a puppy when they are being told that you are cheating on them.
Oh sweet Lord...this is the greatest website I have ever found...mmmmm Baconnaise....
Plan on going trick or treating this year? Do you have your loot bag picked out yet? Well this website conducted a scientific experiement to see which is the best holder of the most candy. The results are interesting. The other experiments that he conducted are fun too.
Now for the adult links: Playboy put up a quiz about Presidential Sex. It definitely has some interesting facts. Bet you won't think of Lyndon Johnson in the same light after answering the questions about him.
After Joe the Plumber became a household name, some porn site went and made a website called Dirty Joe the Plumber. Nothing politcal about this site except the spoof of Fox news called Fuxx News.
Here is an adult spoof website. It is dedicated to Sarah Palin and Erection 2008. You know this stuff is honestly more entertaining than the actual politics. The writing...it's so bad. Hmmm I think I have a porn update coming up next week.
Well that is it for this week. I have one more entry tonight and then I may have my celebrity round up on Saturday this week.
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