Day: November 4, 2008

  • My Cat

    The other day I was doing some cleaning and I found my football cleats.  I always thought these things were incredibly huge despite my having large feet to begin with.  As I was cleaning my cat Kiki sat next to these cleats.  I can't tell if she is small or if my cleats are just that big.  Tonight she is sitting next to me as I type here and listen to tv.  I took one of the cleats and placed it next to her so you can be the judge.


    If you haven't figured out by now I am rather freakish(just look at my last post).  Last post of the night I promise.

  • 2008 Rode to the Erection

    Ok, I can't help it.  I haven't done one of these posts in quite some time and now that we are less than 18 hours away from the close of the first polls, I decided it was time to "pole" the electorate.  OK enough puns.

    The one that started it all.  If you want to read the transcript from this movie go to this site.  There is also a sequel planned and you can watch the preview here.  This time they answer who is Nailin' Palin.

    This is from another production and the title is Erection 2008: Rode to the White House...so I stole my title.  It's quite clever.

    Hopefully this isn't the last view we have of Barack Obama after November 4th.  This is from another production which can be viewed here.

    So this one isn't real but I think I hear the sound of rigorous rubbing by the Republicans in the room.

    Why don't the history books talk about this?

    Finally an honest political movie.

    So this is the Revolution our founding fathers fought for?  I am glad it will be televised.

    He gets laid by any means necessary.

    I wonder what Hitler would have to say about this.  You know that you are running out of ideas when your title spoofs Triumph of the Will.

    Saturday Night live has been revitalized by this election and how fighting I find a spoof of SNL.  Live from Canoga Park?  So I wonder if they do skits or scats in Canoga Park.

    Oh I hope they don't sing.

    "You screw the good, bang the bad, and pound them both, and then you have the Dirty Facts of Life"  YES!  Another TV show turned into porn.

    So there is my porn parody for Election Day.  I'll clean things up tomorrow.