10 | November | 2008 | godfatherofgreenbay's Xanga Site

Oh I am so fat. I am such a hog. I eat and eat and eat and I still lose weight. Today after strapping on the feed bag at the Chinese buffet, I dropped a few pounds and had to add a couple new holes to my belt. I feel great that I am losing so much weight but it's too bad about the circumstances. Sure I have something wrong with me that the doctors can't diagnose but damn it I'm losing weight.
Did I tell you how I lost 30 pounds in 2 weeks? You could too with my mystery illness combined with a bout of pneumonia. I can't tell you the joys of not being able to eat while I was sick so that when I threw up I was bring up stomach bile. That stuff does wonders for your teeth and breath. I can't forget the blood, oh yes, the blood. Ain't nothing quite as exhilarating as stepping on the scale after I take a crap and it is all blood BUT I LOST WEIGHT!!!! Then pissing blood, no problem, I was just born with little fat covering my kidneys and it never developed which is strange because I AM SO GROTESQUE! So when I go on a low fat diet, that is the first fat I lose. I know I am losing weight when I see traces of blood in my urine.
One setback was the medicines the doctors put me on. See this specific type of steroid can cause weight gain and of course once I got stuff in my stomach cleared out and some of my health problems solved I could not stop eating. I ate whatever came near me. I hate the person who decided to make Chex Mix available in the stores. I think my efforts are keeping them afloat in this economic crisis. The strange thing is that I kept losing weight.
Then things sort of leveled out. Now all of a sudden the blood is making a reappearance and I am losing weight. HURRAH! Even after all the egg rolls and crab rangoons I lost weight. I am so thankful my dad gave me a leather punch so that I could make my belt smaller.
My intake today:
      Breakfast:
                    1/2 liter of water
                    2 8oz glasses of Cranberry/Pomegranate juice
                    2 chocolate covered Rice Krispy bars
                    2 pieces of Dentine Ice
      Lunch:
                    1 1/2 plates of spaghetti with my traditional Godfather recipe(Italian sausage, garlic, tomatoes)
                    Parmesan Cheese
                    4 pieces of garlic bread
                    2 8oz glasses of lemonade
                    1 piece of carrot cake
                    1 can Arizona Arnold Palmer
     Afternoon:
                    1/2 liter of water
                    2 rootbeer barrels
      Supper:
                   13 1/2 Chicken nuggets
                   Leftover Macaroni and Cheese
                   Sweet Baby Ray's Hickory BBQ
                   2 8oz glasses lemonade
      Evening:
                   2 rootbeer barrels

OH and I weighed myself before I started this post. Lost 2 pounds since this morning, possibly because I am losing blood but OH WELL!

Here's your thinspo:

Oh crap, who am I kidding? I can't write satire or sarcasm. I guess my little event on Saturday made me do some thinking and then I saw a couple of thinspo people who visited my site and it just disgusts me. I love women. Love them to death. I love all shapes and all sizes. I love women. I don't like the people who appear to be near death like some of those above. People are quick to point out how unhealthy it is to be fat, well it's also pretty unhealthy to be starving yourself so that you can look like a those the Nazis enslaved in their work camps. Where am I going with this? BE HAPPY WITH YOURSELF! If someone doesn't like a feature about you: FUCK THEM! As in the words of my favorite rapper, Brother Ali, "To everyone out there, who's a little different/I say damn a magazine, these are gods fingerprints/You can call me ugly but cant take nothing from me/I am what I am doctor you ain't gotta love me"

Now, which group appears happier? Don't even bring up that myth that fat people are happier. I am not writing this to make fun of those people that are thin or struggling with weight issues. I just want people to be happy with themselves instead of trying to strive for something that is unhealthy and doing so by unhealthy means.