Here are episodes 2 and 2.5 of Drunk History.  This time Ben Franklin is discussed.

I think Jack Black makes a perfect Ben Franklin.  I now want to write something about Jack Black just so he can be cast.  To think of all the history debates I had in college whilst drunk...I could have been doing this.  Oh and I love the use of the music from Dances with Wolves.

I am late with some of these political links but they are still funny.

If you thought that this last election sunk to new lows in name calling you should check out this list.  It was hard to believe some of that stuff actually happened but our current politicians had to steal those actions from someone.

I truly adore this list.  It is a list of what campaign ads would like if the voting age was 6.

A while back I posted a link to the Palin as President website.  Well they changed it now that Obama won the election.  You still can go visit the original site for laughs.

A parody of Reservoir Dogs involving Sarah Palin and Bullwinkle?  Click here.

It's hard to believe that Bush's 8 years in office are almost up.  Go over to comedyjuice to see a list of the 15 funniest George Bush photos.

I tell you, there are some real rocket scientists over at Yahoo Answers.  I don't think this kid quite has the concept of selling down yet. 

It's hard to believe that there is an Adults Only version of Little House on the Prairie but there is.  No it doesn't involve Ma and Pa down by the old mill with Mrs. Olsen and Mary and Laura and the family dog.

I have respect for Bill Cosby but I think it is high time people start considering that maybe the Cos needs to be ut into a home.

I enjoy mentalfloss and they put out a list of five terrible sports video games.  It is a fun list and I can remember playing a few of those games.  I think the worst was Shaq-Fu. The SNES version did not feature blood because Nintendo didn't want blood in their video games.  Anyway the code was so simple.  I think that before you pressed start all you had to do was press A and B.  Horrible game.

You know I have often thought of doing this when I didn't have the correct postage whenever it increases.  It's nice to know this works.

Do you hate getting letters and emails from bill collectors.  Maybe you should try this.  Who knew a hand drawn picture of a spider was worthless.

Guns N Roses' "Chinese Democracy" is almost here.  November 23rd!  Here is the official site.  They also have a link about how you can get your free Dr. Pepper.  That process sort of sucks but we still have to thank Axl Rose for giving us this new album and free pop.

Have you seen Cloverfield?  I enjoyed that movie.  Anyway, someone took time to document the movement of the monster and the people on Google maps.  It's pretty funny.

This is why I would never post pictures of my girlfriend over a bodybuilding forum.  You are going to get so many people making comments like 50 pages worth.  I feel sorry for that girl.  Her boyfriend totally ruined her.

Here is a site that documents plastic surgery in stars as well as other horrorific plastic surgeries.  Make sure you look for Jocelny Wildenstein.  AwfulPlasticSurgery is funny but it's no PopThatZit. 

Well I guess making out with a guy with his hands your pants was getting you ready for prison just in case you got caught.  HUH?

This is the best site ever.  You should really try this.

I think I have just found my calling in life.  Britain here I come....hahahaha come!

OK enough for this week.

Another day to just be completely random.  Wait, I think that is the story of my life. 
Last night was fun.  I watched a lot of tv.  It was nice to just lounge in front of the idiot box with no concerns.  I watched some Jerry Springer and then I found out that the new season of Top Chef premiered last night.  OK, I have to admit I love cooking competition shows like Top Chef, Hell's Kitchen, and Next Food Network Star.  Those shows give me so many ideas for cooking and in the case of Top Chef, PADMA IS SO HOT!  The episode last night was funny.  Team Rainbow made an appearance and then one lady was into some strange religious stuff.  If you watch it the lady in question is the one that looks like Beaker from the muppets show.  I was somewhat surprised about the elimination process.  I want give it away but it was surprising seeing as the eliminated had a lot of face time in the episode.  Then I watched Sons of Anarchy.  I don't know what it is about that show but I enjoy it.  I picture myself building a bike sometime soon and starting my own posse.  I just don't have a cool gang name picked out. 
Oh I forgot to mention, this lady from church came to drop off some brownies.  I gave her and her children a ride and have agreed to take them when they need a ride.  She made me some special brownies...no not that type of special although I wouldn't complain.  These were homemade brownies with a layer of raw cookie dough on top of the brownies and then sprinkled with chocolate chips.  I think the cookie dough got to me because I became violently ill and pulled a muslce from the vomiting.  However this evening I had some and they have set well.  They are just as good as they sound. 
South Park last night?  Hilarious.  I'll get the link to the episode later.
Tonight was another relaxing night.  I watched Kitchen Nightmares and one of the restaurants made me feel sick when I saw how disgusting the food storage was.  The bad thing about that show is that it has instilled in me a mistrust of restaurants and I am always concerned with preparation and cleanliness.  Then ER, holy crap, great episode.  Yes, I like that show.  Good to see a lot of the old characters.  After ER I watched the end of the Jets/Patriots game.  It was nice to see Brett Favre lead a comeback but it wasn't in my beloved green and gold. 
Now it's picture time.

I love the ashtray and lighter in front of the cat.  A true rockstar.

None of them are real.  Everything about those women is fake.

Remember the old saying?  Well it looks like someone literally shit a brick.

So I wonder what they sell there.

I hope they have him trained to wipe and flush.

I have the perfect slogan: "Satisfaction guaranteed?  You bet your ass!"  If you think that is bad, I am in the process of trying to brew my own beer and hard cider but before I go headfirst I am trying to develop a name for my product as well as a slogan.  My first name for the brew is Klitz and the motto is "suck on some today".

Sewer horse is watching you masturbate?

SCREW THAT!

Scientists have discover water on Mars.  You know, I used to love Mars bars but I haven't seen one in ages.

Mr. Peabody and I took the Way Back Machine out this week but we went to the future.  This is a poster for a future installment of the Saw movie series.  It read:  Saw 15: We No Longer Care

If you have to go, I guess you have to go.

They take exact change only.

Well I have a couple more posts in me so stay tuned.