Why is it that this video is like some magic crystal ball looking into the future and showing me what it would be like if I had kids?
Day: November 27, 2008
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Baby Ownership
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Thanksgiving Videos
Time to celebrate Thanksgiving with some videos.
I am thankful for the laughs that Chris Farley left us. It is hard to believe he has been gone 11 years this December 18th. I think I will be paying a visit to his grave and dropping off some fries.
I am thankful for Grindhouse and Quentin Tarrantino.
I am thankful for Olivia Munn and leather pants and James Bond girls and fake British accents. I think I made fun of the guy in the last post because there is a fetish out there where guys dig being humiliated for having small penises. Well I shouldn't criticize because I love British accents and here Olivia Munn makes me very thankful.
Now back to my feast of grilled cheese and Kwik Trip brand Nacho Cheese chips. The Lucky Charms are for dessert. I am surprised I can make such an eloquent post and actualy post those videos after having my holiday cheer of raspberry honey vodka. Oh and my dad didn't make it out of the hospital. Apparently his biopsy site started bleeding and it was horrible and he had to be moved to the emergency room to make it stop. He lost so much blood that he doesn't remember anything happening. He is currently in intensive care and receiving blood transfusions. Happy Thanksgiving! It figures it would happen on Thanksgiving. 8 years ago today my uncle died. I lost another uncle on Christmas Day. Both my grandmothers died on Easter. One of my grandfather died on July 4th and the other died on Labor Day. An aunt died on New Year's Day. A close friend of mine died on my birthday. I LOVE THE HOLIDAYS!
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Joke Attempt
“So I was with this girl last night, right?”
“Yeah?”
“Things are heating up, and we move to the bedroom, where she’s
all like, ‘Oh, yeah, baby, give me 8 inches and make it hurt!’”“So what’d you do?”
“The only thing I could do… screwed her twice and hit her in the head with a brick.”
I laughed, you better laugh too because I could have went all "Aristocrats!" on you.
I'll be back with some ramblings tomorrow. Thanks for all the well wishes.
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