uh...it got cold, really cold.  I'm talking "they aren't going to descend until spring" cold.  It's better that you don't ask. 

Time for comics.

If taken out of context, comics can be really confusing and make little to no sense.

So Batman is special.  Now that has to be "special" in the Corky sense of the word because how else would you explain sleeping in the middle of the road.

I think Spiderman is auditioning for a fitness television show.

Strangely, this is what I was led to believe was the plot of most Hulk comics.

I think this comic would strike fear in the hearts of all Scottish criminals because given Batman and Robin's "history", I'm sure they would show all criminals what's underneath their kilts.  Most common response: "Why's it shaped like a bat?"

Superman must be some sort of serial killer considering all the innocent people he has killed throughout the entire series.

Superman's demeanor is rubbing off onto Batman...man, I should never say "rubbing off" and "Batman" in the same sentence.  By the way, The Wyoming Kid?  What does he fight?  The dangers of barbwire?

Wow, that is a great self-fulfilling prophecy.

Well that is one mass orgy.  Just look at Ultra-Man thrusting and gritting those teeth.

I bet that kid will grow up to be the villain, The Silver Tongue.  He sure is spitting out the venom..your uncle eats pickles?  Maybe that was a way they called someone gay back in the 50s or 60s.

Protecting us from science?  I think we have found the official superhero of the religious right.

This isn't a comic but I love the cover.  The Rays actually made it to the series so we have to be living in Bizzaro World.

As they say in Bizzaro World, bad bye.

I have read so many great jokes here on Xanga over the past few....how long have I been doing this?  Well I have read a lot of good material.  I just thought I would share some of my favorite jokes.

A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass, he asked the monsignor how he had done. The monsignor replied, "When I am worried about getting nervous on the pulpit, I put a glass of vodka next to the water glass. If I start to get nervous, I take a sip."
So the next Sunday, he took the monsignor's advice. At the beginning of the sermon, he got nervous and took a drink. He proceeded to talk up a storm. Upon returning to his office, he found the following note on his door.

1) Sip the vodka, don't gulp.
2) There are 10 Commandments, not 12.
3) There are 12 Disciples, not 10.
4) Jesus was consecrated, not constipated.
5) Jacob wagered his donkey, he did not bet his ass.
6) We do not refer to Jesus Christ as the late J. C.
7) The Father, Son, and Holy Ghost are not referred to as Daddy, Junior, and Spook.
8) David slew Goliath, he did not kick the shit out him.
9) When David was hit by a rock and knocked off his donkey, don't say he was stoned off his ass.
10) We do not refer to the cross as the 'Big T'.
11) When Jesus broke the bread at the Last Supper, he said, "Take this and eat it, for it is my body." He did not say, "Eat me."
12) The Virgin Mary is not referred to as 'Mary with the Cherry'.
13) Recommended grace before a meal is not 'Rub-A-Dub-Dub, thanks for the grub, yeah God'.
14) Next Sunday there will be a taffy-pulling contest at St. Peter's, not a peter-pulling contest at St. Taffy's.
(I used to have many more of these but I can't remember them all)

I was walking across a bridge one day, and I saw a man standing on the edge, about to jump off. So I ran over and said, "Stop! Don't do it!" "Why shouldn't I?" he said. I said, "Well, there's so much to live for!" He said, "Like what?" I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?" He said, "Religious."  I said, "Me too! Are your Christian or Buddhist?" He said, "Christian." I said, "Me too! Are you Catholic or Protestant?" He said, "Protestant." I said, Me too! Are your Episcopalian or Baptist? He said, "Baptist!" I said, "Wow! Me too! Are your Baptist Church of God or Baptist Church of the Lord?" He said, "Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are your Original Baptist Church of God or are you Reformed Baptist Church of God?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God!" I said, "Me too! Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915?" He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, Reformation of 1915!" I said, "Die, heretic scum!" and pushed him off.

In Sunday school, Sister Mary asked the class: "What part of the body goes to heaven first?"  In the back of the class, nasty Billy waved his hand frantically, but Sister Mary, suspecting a wrong answer, turned to another child. "Yes, Susan?"
"The heart goes to heaven first because that's where God's love lives."
"Excellent," said Sister Mary, "and you, Charlotte?"
"The soul, Sister Mary, because that's the part that lives beyond death."
"Very good, Charlotte," said the Sister, as she noticed Billy's hand still waving in desperation."
"OK, Billy, what do you think?"
"It's the feet that go first, Sister, the feet."
"That's a strange answer Billy. Why the feet?"
Billy answered, "Because I saw my mom with her feet up in the air, shouting, 'God, I'm coming, I'm coming!'"

Do a favor humor me...