Day: December 17, 2008

  • My List (TV Edition)

    I was thinking about doing this list last night but sleep called me.  I woke up in the night and wrote down my list.  I am so strange. 

    #5  Florida Evans from Good Times

    I swear Florida had the worst name in TV history.  "My name is Florida!"  Oh Family Guy, you're silly!  She had to be the kindest woman ever on TV.  She was a mother and a wife and after a contract dispute she became a widow.  Always putting others before herself.  That is what I love in a woman.  Also she had to put up with J.J. "Kid Dy-no-mite" on a daily basis.  A few years ago on the Howard Stern show, they had John Amos on as a guest.  He played Florida's husband, James Evans, on Good Times.  Howard said that John was one of the greatest actors ever and should have won countless awards.  John asked why and Howard replied, "Any man who could say that Florida was beautiful deserves an Emmy."  I laughed. 

    #4  Dr. Neela Rasgotra from ER

    She listens to punk, she's sassy, sexy, smart, and she speaks with a British accent.  Plus she's a doctor so I could be a kept man.  I can't stand the sight of blood and to think that she digs around in people's insides on a daily basis to save their lives...well that makes me...next.

    #3 Officer Tina Hanlon from The Shield

    Something about a female police officer drives me wild.  Maybe it is the prospect of being locked up in handcuffs or trying to get out of a ticket through interesting means.  Packing the firepower and ridding the streets of criminals is such a turn-on.  Oh yeah, she has a thing for older men and I am feeling the more I post that I am getting older.  She's also bi...bilingual.

    #2 Edith Bunker from All in the Family

    She was the sweetest woman and she put up with all of Archie's nonsense.  Edith had a great singing voice.  Here's a strange but true tale:  there was a girl at my college that I had many classes with that my roommate and I referred to as Edith because of the similar resemblance.  The only difference was the hair.  I asked her out but realized that she wasn't Edith.  Oh well.

    #1 tie Marge Simpson from The Simpsons/ Lois Griffin from Family Guy

    I think the biggest thrill for me with these two is that they are both chubby chasers.  They both put up with their respective husbands' incompetent boobery.  Both Lois and Marge have kinky sexual tastes; Marge likes to get it on in public and Lois is a dominatrix.  It's a tough choice so I called it a tie.

    So what are your five people?  Oh and what is this timeposting or something like that?

  • Rod Blagojevich on The Daily Show

    This is a video in which he was interviewed in 2006 about pharmacists' rights to refuse to fill prescriptions based on religious beliefs.

  • Motivation

    It went from bone-chilling cold to normal winter temperatures and today we were blanketed with snow.  I think we have had about 4 inches.  My Blazer is covered and the streets look hazardous.  I hear they have shut down portions of the interstate near here.  Winter...I love it.  I still have to do my Christmas shopping. I don't think I will be buying much.  Just for the people who have given me gifts.  I know that sounds selfish but I am paying off medical bills.  I think my dad wants one of my kidneys because he was hinting at it today while I was here making sure he was ok.  He also keeps asking if I have ever had kidney problems.  Yeah, he doesn't remember my childhood so well.  Well I need to get motivated to shovel in the morning.





    Well that is it for this week.  I am now motivated to post another entry.  I hope you don't get pissed off with all I post.