Sometimes I am glad that I don't have children because this kid would be my child.

Is that the kid from Problem Child?

Are you a fan of Saved by the Bell?  I am.  I admit it.  I love that mess.  A few summers ago when I was preparing to be the best damn religion teacher ever I got caught up on Saturday afternoon at a friend's house and ended up watching a few seasons on DVD.  Yeah, I am that much of a loser.  Deal with it.  We know that some of the cast went on to better things.

Screech:  Dustin Diamond went on to fake a home foreclosure and sold t-shirts online to save his house in Wisconisn.  He was also a professional wrestler in a small wrestling league in Wisconsin.  I saw him wrestle one...AWESOME!  He also was the badboy on Celebrity Fit Club as if that is something to be proud of.  His fights with Cledus T. Judd were priceless.  Lately he was a contestant on Hulk Hogan's celebrity wrestling show.  Oh and he has a sex tape.

Zach:  All I really know about him is that he isn't dead like all those rumors have said.  He had a starring role on the last few seasons of NYPD Blue and then he sort of dropped off the map.  I recently saw a commercial for some new series on TNT where he plays a lawyer.

AC Slater:  I think his biggest roles have been on Pacific Blue, a show about a police unit that operated on mountain bikes near the ocean, and one of the rumor TV shows.

Lisa Turtle:  She was on some soap opera for awhile but that is all I can remember.

Kelly Kapowski:  She went on to Beverly Hills 90210 and then was in Pauly Shore' opus "Son-in-Law". 

Jessie Spano:  She has had bit roles in numerous movies but nothing has really been as successful as her sextape, "Showgirls".

So where is the principal, Mr. Belding.  There have been videos and pictures all over the web of what has become of this guy.  At least he didn't go the way of Willy from ALF and videotape himself blowing guys and smoking crack with the hopes of resurrecting his career.  No, Mr. Belding is spending his days getting drunk, hitting on college girls, and singing kareoke with Brooke Hogan.

Mr. Belding must have lost his job because he left a few kids behind at Bayside High.

I found this video.  I was sort of shocked to learn it was a commercial for a website for jobs in the food industry.  But it always made me wonder, what was Gordon Ramsey truly like as a child when it came to his food?

Can't you just see that little kid running around the kitchen, throwing plates and food because it could bloody well kill somebody.