I just wanted to be a little serious here and wish all my friends and enemies a Merry Christmas.  I hope that you and yours find a peaceful respite during this holiday season.  For those who habla espanol Feliz Navidad.  For those that sprech Deutsch, Ich wunsche euch ein frohes Weihnachten.

I hope my Jewish friends had 8 nights filled with mirth and craziness.  May you always land on gimel.  In case you are wondering why I posted all those pictures of the women dressed as Mrs. Claus, well I couldn't find any Hanukkah Hotties.  Hmmm...maybe I have found a new calling.  Anyway this is the only Hanukkah character I could find for you:

What a mensch that Hanukkah Harry is!

For those...

I could go for some hotwings about now.

Oh I did this last year...I was surrprised to see that Maury's show this morning wasn't his usual holiday specail where trannys and women are dressed in the holiday theme and the audience guesses if they are men or women.  He had kids in his studio to look at animals.  Tomorrow I am hoping for the Christmas paternity special.

In summing it all up, I hope that your Christmas isn't shitty.

Merry Christmas!