Month: March 2009

  • Places I Talk About

    Last week I posted an entry about the casino that I frequent.  I thought this week I would give you some glimpses of the bar that I frequent...the one that is haunted.  I think I will start off with my first blog entry about The Old Baraboo Inn.


    Last Friday I took a drive to Baraboo, WI to see a pair of friends.  It was my first opportunity to see their new house.  After the initial pleasantries, beers, and tour of the house we decided it was time to head out to the bars.  We decided to go to the bars in Baraboo.  That decision led me to one of the freakiest experiences of my life. 

    I had heard rumors of a haunted restaurant in Baraboo however I just dismissed it as older people's way to tell me to stay out of bars.  Then my friend related a tale of a haunted bar just down the street.  I figured it must be some sort of ploy to get people into the bar.  Well we arrived and upon entry I noticed a strange suffocating vibe.  I also noticed there were only two other people in the bar besides my party and the bartender.  As we went to sit down the other people got up to leave.  I thought to myself that this place certainly isn't haunted with customers.  Although I was proven wrong during a later conversation with the bartender.

    Our order was taken and we had Leinenkugel's Creamy Dark.  I was blown away that they only charged $2 for each glass.  They also had Miller High Life on tap which is something that I don't see everyday.  We started talking with the bartender, and me being as ballsy as I am, asked the bartender if it was true that this place, The Old Baraboo Inn, was haunted.  He regaled us with tales of the origins of the bar and what it used to be.  It was very interesting to hear this guy tell the history of this one building in the old circus town.  It definitely wasn't the type of history I learned about in grade school.  Wisconsin was a wild place back in the 1860s and Baraboo was one of the wildest towns.  Besides being winter home and headquarters for the Ringling Brothers circus, Baraboo was also a meeting point for railroads from Chicago and Minneapolis.  Needless to say, Baraboo had a nefarious reputation.  The Old Baraboo Inn was one of the places where that reputation was earned. 

    Listening to the stories about the gun fights and brothels and prostitutes really made me feel strange.  I started to get chills followed by hot flashes.  It was strange.  The owner then stopped mid-sentence and said to look at his arms.  The hairs were standing on end and he explained that there must be a spirit around.  Now I was getting antsy.  He also told us stories of the renters he has lost over the years.  In particular one lady who has a son with autism.  The son would wake in the middle of the night and have conversations with people who weren't there.  Listening to more and more stories about the place just was really making me feel a connection to the spirits.  Now, some of you may be asking yourselves, "But I thought this guy was educated."  Yes, I am educated but there are just some things out there that I can't explain.  I do believe there are spirits.  I do not know if they are actually a person or an imprint that the person has left behind.  Now I will stray from Baraboo and delve into my life.

    I had an imaginary friend as a child.  Now it seems ridiculous to think about however many studies have been conducted to determine what imaginary friends are and if they are indeed spirits.  I still remember my imaginary friend's name, John.  The strange coincidence with this name is that the first place in which I lived was an apartment above a furniture store.  One of the employees died in the furniture while moving a piece of furniture and can you guess what his name was? John.  There are many other occurrences in from my life that deal with the paranormal such as seeing my then recently departed grandmother petting my cat one night  or a then recently departed uncle smoking cigarettes in his chair for a split second and having the lingering smell of smoke remain in a house when none of the inhabitants were smokers. 

    I grew up in a strange part of the country.  The state of Wisconsin has the largest number of practicing witches in the United States.  Also, about 7 miles from my hometown there is a small town that has a spiritualist camp where people take classes to become witches or hone their psychic abilities.  It was during recess at the Lutheran grade school in said town that the spiritualist camp descended from the bluff above our playground to bow down to our school's trees and conduct secret ceremonies.  Also there has been Satanic cult activities in the area involving animal mutilation.  My grandmother also told stories of how she watched Native American spirits traveling on the abandoned railroad.  Needless to say I have had some experience to the paranormal.

    Back to Baraboo, as I was drinking my Creamy Dark, I felt a presence.  At first I thought nothing of it until I felt intense pressure around my throat.  It wasn't a light grab or a brush, this was almost as if I was being choked.  Of course I wasn't choking but I felt like something was trying to choke me.  Then one of the motion sensor machines came on and no one went by it.  We decided to wrap up our night at the Old Baraboo Inn soon thereafter. 

    It was an interesting night to say the least.  I came home and looked up some information on the site online and found some interesting articles. 

    Wisconsin State Journal article

    Milwaukee Visitor's Guide with picture of the bar

    La Crosse Tribune article

    WMTV Madison NBC affiliate article

    I hope you find these articles interesting as well as my writing.  If you are a skeptic.  I was when I entered the Old Baraboo Inn and right now I can say that I am not that skeptical.  Also, PLEASE no jokes about BaraBOO.


    The entrance...the owner shot all the deer on his property outside of town.  Yes, those are panels from race cars.  The owner used to be a NASCAR driver but not on the top level but the one below.

    They call this guy the nightwatchman.

    For some reason half of Freddie Krueger with a deer head is the dj at the Old Baraboo Inn.

    That is the side panel and hood of the owner's race car.

    This is a side panel from the car of legendary NASCAR driver and Wisconsin native Dick Trickle...yes, his name is Dick Trickle and I realize how obscene that sounds.  I still believe that Tom Cruise's character in Days of Thunder is based on Dick Trickle or could possibly be his son.

    This is Lurch.  He is motion activated so when we are sitting at the bar and he goes off with no one around it creeps us out.

    That Remington panel is from Dale Earnhardt Jr's car.  There are only three in existance.  When I first took this picture I thought I had photographic proof of a ghostly prescence.  I looked to the left of the TV and noticed a white dot.  Well it turns out a clock was there revealing a different color paint.  That corner is where a paranormal investigation team picked up some of those Electronic Voice Phenomenon.  I will have to get a hold of the cd so I can share those with you.

    I am watching the watchmen.  I noticed the skulle under the Marilyn photo for the first time when I took that photo. 

    When you say Wisconsin, you've said it all.

    This photo got smaller...hmmm...I edited it to protect someone but in the mirror I saw a face.  I am going to have to go back to the bar and examine the mirror to make sure it isn't just a bunch of streaks.

    I hope you enjoyed a little walk in my shoes.

  • Porno Parodies

    I haven't done one of these posts in quite a while so why not since I am coming back from my hiatus.  I originally started posting these when all the porn movies came out parodying the favorite TV shows of yesteryear like The Brady Bunch and The Munsters.  Sure, this post may get me rated a rating which I don't deserve but oh well.  I will do this because I find these hilarious.


    Was Rollerball that big of a hit movie that it deserves a porno parody?  Maybe the 70s version but not the remake with LL Cool J.

    This movie sucks.

    This movie gave me incredible nightmares when they wanted to give me a colonoscopy. 

    So I don't really know about this one.  The chainsaw is scary especially after reading this story.  It's a good thing that they make all these parodies of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre because I would rather watch these than the remakes.

    So I think I would rather watch this than Charlie's Angels.

    So this is the third movie in The Erotic Witch Project.  Hopefully their second and third movies were better than the second in the real series.

    If this is a parody of the Osborune family, the Ozporns ARE REALLY DYSFUNCTIONAL!

    Well that title is fitting since most of the people who would watch that may be virgins.

    You know that scene in The Exorcist with the crucifix?  I hope that isn't in here.  That tagline on the bottom needs some holy water poured on it.

    A parody of a parody of Cops?  Oh no, I've exposed the absurdity!  Please give me the handcuffs.

    Coming soon to porn retailers near you: Not the Cosbys XXX.  I would have preferred the name The Cocksby Porno but what do I know.  I do know that the guy they have playing Bill really knows how to wear a  Cosby sweater...wait, is that Bill Cosby? 

    They really want you to come and knock on their doors.

    Well that is it for this installment of Porno Parodies.  Oh and I forgot to announce in my last post that I have unveiled a new line of advertising for my blog. 
    Coming soon to a side of a bus near you...if you live in the metropolitan Madison and Wisconsin Dells area:

  • My Hiatus

    So I am back and I just wanted to share all the things that I did during my hiatus. 

    First off, I went to Madison and saw some bands.  I saw The Heligoats, Plants and Animals, and Clem Snide.  The Heligoats is a one man band out of Chicago.   He was so funny because he talked in plural forms when describing the band: "We're all trying our hardest.  Everyone is pitching in."  Plants and Animals are a three piece band out of Montreal whose live sound is heavily influenced by Godspeed You Black Emperor.  There studio songs which you can find at the above link are quite different from what I heard.  Finally Clem Snide is Clem Snide.  Love them.

    Then the fun really began.

    I took some time off and headed for the beach.

    Then I went home to visit mom and dad.

    I also spent the evening with my sisters and their significant others.

    I took out my guitar and learned how to rock out with my cock out.

    I had a few slices of my new favorite pizza, the corn dog pizza.

    I spent some time at the Archdiocese of the Sith.

    I did some research as to how the autobailout money has been spent.  Sadly it has only given us the all new Frat Mobile.

    I spent sometime sitting on my favorite bar stool.

    I went to a laundromat and had to correct for spelling.  I wonder if there are steel panties out there.

    I placed an ad on catslist...I mean Craigslist.

    I said so long to Valentine's Day.

    It felt great to get back to the local strip mall.

    I had to say no thanks to the recent offering from a local deli.

    I did some work on my tan.

    I also got into the gym and got my body just the way I like it.  I know appear to be smuggling loaves of bread.

    I debuted my new facial hair experiment.  I call it: West Virginian Meets the Brazilian.

    Tonight I am going to get caught up on Dancing with the Stars because I heard last week the debuted the Nightmare Tango.

    I hope you'll have me back Xanga.  I may just post again tonight....possibly a porno spoof post.  Make sure you vote in the Tournament of Randomocity.

  • Tournament of Randomocity Sweet Sixteen

    I am back from my brief hiatus and will have to write about what transpired and also my thoughts on what was going on inside my tiny mind. 

    I will start off by posting the next round of my Tournament of Randomocity.  It's a made up word and a made up tournament.  The story behind this tournament is that I was looking for an alternative to the NCAA Men's and Women's basketball tournament as well as the NIT basketball tournament and the CBS basketball tournament and the first ever CollegeInsider.com basketball tournament.  One night I was remembering how a few years ago a website ran a March Madness tournament that featured just bands.  Well I wanted to do something similar so I imagined some completely random brackets.  I also wanted to give my readers the chance to determine the outcome of a tournament much like how ESPN and the mafia determine the outcomes of the NCAA tournaments.  People, this tournament is what sleep deprivation does to a person. 

    Like the U.S. presidential election, you may vote more than once.  I use firefox so when I see the link behind the match-up I right click and select open in new tab.  I do that for the bracket and then vote for each match-up.  Oh well, do the voting however you choose. 

    I am joined by my guest analysts renowned gambling legend Sven the Norwegian, my advice column co-author Cocky, and a proto-type of my three stalkers.

    Animal Bracket Third Round
    #8 Tiger vs #13 Kangaroo

    Animal Bracket #8 vs #13
    Me: Tiger survived an early scare to defeat the #1 seed Black Mamba.  This will be an interesting match-up because you have the powerful tiger matched up against the quick hit style of the kangaroo.
    Sven: Dat der Kang'roo will yump and yump on dat der Tiger all night long.

    #7 Cat vs #3 Eagle

    Animal Bracket #7 vs #3
    Cocky: EAGLE!  ALL THE WAY!  I MUST SUPPORT MY OWN!  Marquette teachers and students agree that the eagle winning this tournament is a foregone conclusion.
    Stalker: Godfather cleaned his cats' litterbox.  His bearded, gun toting cat is sleeping next to his feet while he is typing.

    Band Bracket Round Three
    #1 Pink Floyd vs #5 Radiohead

    Band Bracket #1 vs #5
    Sven: Dat Pink Floyd is sehr gut.  Days gonna win dis one.
    Stalker: I followed Godfather to a Radiohead concert.  He drove from Fairfax, MN to Milwaukee just to see them.  He has 15 Radiohead related cds.

    #2 The Beatles vs #3 The Beach Boys

    Band Bracket #2 vs #3
    Me: The Beatles held off The Flaming Lips despite some last minute voting.  The Beach Boys have dominated in the first two rounds.  This will be a clash of two different styles. The best band will prevail.
    Cocky: I like the Beach Boys in this one because I can't take a band seriously that has the name of something I used to eat in the barnyard.

    Movie Badass Bracket Round Three
    #16 Mark Borchardt from American Movie vs #12 Tyler Durden/ Narrator from Fight Club

     

    Movie Badass Bracket #16 vs #12
    Me: Mark Borchardt has done the unthinkable.  He knocked off King Leonidas in the first round and then Kahn in the second.  Now he is matched up against Tyler Durden from Fight Club.  I think Borchardt's Cinderella Story comes to an end in this round.
    Stalker: You like Mark Borchardt.  You have his phone number in your cell phone.  You own two of his movies.  You read the Fight Club novel last summer.  I'm sitting outside your house in my pick-up

    #2 Beatrix Kiddo from Kill Bill vs #14 The Crow from the Crow Series

     

    Movie Badass Bracket #2 vs #14
    Sven: Dat Kiddo sure knows how to handle da sword.  She slices up dat crow like turkey on thanksgibbin
    Cocky: PHILISTINE!  THE CROW ALWAYS PREVAILS!

    Random Bracket Round Three
    #1 Culver's/Ice Cream vs #12 Super Nintendo

    Random Bracket #1 vs #12
    Me: Culver's/Ice Cream has dominated the first two rounds.  Super Nintendo laid a beating on Shamwow last round much like the beating that a prostitute handed out to the creator of the Shamwow, Vince.  I predict an upset.
    Sven: Dat ice cream gunna win dis bracket.  Pour some fresh maple syrup on dat stuff and you be in heaven.

    #2 Cadbury Mini Eggs vs #11 Texas Hold'em

    Random Bracket #2 vs #11
    Cocky: NO! YOU SADISTIC SOBs!  HOW CAN YOU VOTE THROUGH THE EGGS!  Oh...forgot they're chocolate.  Nevermind.
    Stalker: I'm not married so I am going to invite Godfather to my apartment to play poker.  He will win and I will get naked and we will have babies.

    Well that is it for this round.  Vote once, vote often.  I will provide links in my future posts so beware.  The polls will close next Saturday.

  • Stuff and Motivation

    So I haven't post a few of my regular entries.  I guess I have become disheartened if that is the proper terminology.  I feel that Xanga is high school with all its cliques.  I hated that in high school and hate it now.  I was able to go from group to group in high school but Xanga is horrible.  It has become such a circle jerk.  "Recommend this if you are truly my friend and if you don't recommend I'm going unsub you." The only way you can get anywhere is to kiss ass and I have never been about that.  So if I want to kiss ass and be in cliques, I'll just go back to high school.  Currently I am thinking I just need a weekend to get away and clear my mind.  That is partly why tonight I am going to see Clem Snide at the High Noon Saloon.  I have plans to do a couple of things such as finish my Tournament of Randomocity but of course people have to vote.  I have also thought of doing a parody of the Top Blogs because some of them are ridiculous and require no writing skill whatsoever.  I have also debated whether or not I should do my thinspo and "special" children posts.  Right now I have no plans on posting pictures of aborted fetuses so that won't get me featured.   So anyway here is some motivation for you.





    I guess another reason why I am getting frustrated here is because Xanga has so many failures lately.  The photos don't work, the videos won't work, the audio doesn't work, the load screens, the sign-in screens...sometimes I get the idea that a special-ed Kindergarten class is running things oh and voicing any concerns about the problems with the site doesn't matter because I am not one of those in celebrity status.  I had problems with the audio around Thanksgiving and I am still waiting for a reply.

    So I guess I bid you adieu.

  • ICH BIN VON KOPF BIS FUSS AUF LIEBE EINGESTELLT

    Ein rätselhafter Schimmer,
    Ein "je ne sais-pas-quoi"
    Liegt in den Augen immer
    Bei einer schönen Frau.
    Doch wenn sich meine Augen
    Bei einem vis-à-vis
    Ganz tief in seine saugen
    Was sprechen dann sie?:

    Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß
    Auf Liebe eingestellt,
    Denn das ist meine Welt.
    Und sonst gar nichts.
    Das ist, was soll ich machen,
    Meine Natur,
    Ich kann halt lieben nur
    Und sonst gar nichts.

    Madchen umschwirr'n mich,
    Wie Motten um das Licht.
    Und wenn sie verbrennen,
    Ja dafür kann ich nicht.
    Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß
    Auf Liebe eingestellt,
    Ich kann halt lieben nur
    Und sonst gar nichts.

    Was bebt in meinen Händen,
    In ihrem heißen Druck?
    Sie möchten sich verschwenden
    Sie haben nie genug.
    Ihr werdet mir verzeihen,
    Ihr müßt' es halt versteh'n,
    Es lockt mich stets von neuem.
    Ich find' es so schön!

    Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß
    Auf Liebe eingestellt,
    Denn das ist meine Welt,
    Und sonst gar nichts.
    Das ist, was soll ich machen,
    Meine Natur,
    Ich kann halt lieben nur
    Und sonst gar nichts.

    Madchen umschwirr'n mich,
    Wie Motten um das Licht.
    Und wenn sie verbrennen,
    Ja dafür kann ich nichts.
    Ich bin von Kopf bis Fuß
    Auf Liebe eingestellt,
    Ich kann halt lieben nur
    Und sonst gar nichts.

  • Where are the wild things?

    They're going to be on the big screen, that's where.

    Where the Wild Things Are, directed by Spike Jonze, is coming soon to a theater near you. 
    Here's the trailer:

    Is that Arcade Fire?

  • Curt Schilling

    Yesterday, on his blog, 38Pitches, Curt Schilling announced his retirement from Major League Baseball. 

    http://redsoxgirl46.mlblogs.com/Curt%20Schilling%203.jpg

    Curt has been one of my favorite pitchers since I have been watching baseball.  He began his career with the Red Sox but was traded while in their farm system.  He spent two seasons with the Baltimore Orioles and one with the Houston Astros.  He then made a splash in Philadelphia with the Phillies.  He was the ace on their 1993 World Series runner-up team.  He was the catalyst that put the Phils over the juggernaut, Atlanta Braves.  Although he didn't have a decision during the National League Championship Series, he did post a 1.70ERA and fanned 19 batters thus earning him the NLCS MVP award. 
    He was traded to the Arizona Diamondbacks in 2000 and led them to a 2001 World Series victory over the New York Yankees.  Then in 2003 he was traded to the Boston Red Sox and helped them erase the curse of Ruth. 
    Boston were down three games in a best of seven series to the New York Yankees.  They won game 4 and 5.  Schilling was scheduled to pitch game 6.  He pitched on an injured ankle and the injuries were so significant that by the end of Schilling's time on the mound in that game his sock was soaked with blood.  His pitching led to a Boston win forcing a game 7, which the Red Sox won thus becoming the only team in Major League Baseball history to come back from three games down to win their series. 
    Schilling then pitched in game 2 of the World Series against the St. Louis Cardinals.  His tendon was torn and he had surgery prior to the Series to stablize the tendon in a procedure which now bears his name.  Schilling won game 2 and once again by the end of the night his sock was soaked in blood.  His heroics led Boston to claim their first World Series title in 86 years.

    http://redsoxgirl46.mlblogs.com/curt-schilling-bloody-sock.jpg

    Schilling spent time on the disabled list in the 2007 season but came back and helped the Red Sox win another World Series title.  Then he missed all of the 2008 season because of injuries.  Curt finally decided to call it quits having no regrets.  He finished his 20 year career with 216 wins, 146 losses, 3146 strikeouts(14th alltime), 6 time All-Star, 3 time World Series champion, and a career 3.46ERA.  Schilling, having last pitched in 2007, will be eligible for the 2013 ballot of the Hall of Fame.  Many people don't think his numbers will get him in the Hall however he has the best postseason record in baseball history with a minimum number of starts, 11-2. 
    Schilling is an asipiring politician and has campaigned for George W. Bush and John McCain.  He has been rumored to be a contender for John Kerry's senate seat.  He has also testified before a Congressional hearing about steroid abuse, not that he used, but that those who did should have their records wiped off the board and that legendary pitcher, Roger Clemens, should be stripped of all his awards.
    Curt has also done charity work for amyotrophic lateral sclerosis(ALS).  He challenged fans to donate money to a fund for every strikeout he threw.  He also appeared on Celebrity Jeopardy winning money for his cause.  He also released a wine for his charity work.
    I admire Curt Schilling for doing what needs to be done and speaking his mind.  Sure speaking his mind has gotten him in trouble with teammates and reporters but he said what needed to be said.  Schilling will be greatly missed in the Boston Red Sox organization as well as Major League Baseball. 

    http://thephoenix.com/COMMUNITY/blogs/soxblog/p1.curt.schilling2.jpg

    A little music for Boston Red Sox fans as well as those who may be heading to Boston.

  • Tournament of Randomocity Round 2

    Well it is here...after a long wait, the second round of my Tournament of Randomocity.  I will have some guest commentators analyze the match-ups in the next rounds or just give you who they expect to win the match-up.  The rules haven't changed.  Just click on the link behind the match-up and that will send you to the voting screen and you may vote as often as you like.  I was surprised by the amount of voters in the Animal Bracket.  Eagle defeated Beaver 1100 votes to 400.  I think some people from Marquette may have been behind that result.  I also had to break a tie in the band bracket.  The Beatles were tied with the Starland Vocal Group at 34 votes a piece.  I cast for The Beatles.  The biggest upset of the tournament came in the Movie Badass Bracket where #16 Mark Borchardt defeated the #1 seed King Leonidas.  Kick-ass!

    My guest commentators will be renowned gambling legend Sven the Norwegian, my advice co-columnist Cocky, myself, and a composite of my three stalkers.

    On to the next round:
    Animal Bracket
    #1 Black Mamba vs #8 Tiger

    Animal Bracket 1vs8
    Me: The black mamba easily defeated the titmouse in round one but I look for an upset by the 8th seeded Tiger because the tiger has stripes and in the wild the stripes come in handy and could easily trick the mamba into striking at the wrong target

    #13 Kangaroo vs #12 Koala Animal BRacket 13vs12
    Sven: Deese two are da Cinderellas of dis tournament but if'n I's to pick yust one it have to be da kangaroo because he would yump and yump around.

    #15 Deer vs #7 Cat

    Animal Bracket 15vs7
    Stalker:  You left you bathroom light on last night, Godfather.  You need to clean your cats' litter box.

    #3 Eagle vs #6 Warthog

    Animal Bracket 3vs6
    Cocky: We all know the outcome of this one.  My friends down at Marquette will help the Eagle win.  Also I am looking for help from the following institutes of higher learning: Alice Loyd College, American University, Asbury College, Ashland University, Avila University, Oklahoma Wesleyan University, Benedictine University, Biola University, Boston College, Bridgewater College, Carson-Newman College, Central Methodist University, Chadron State College, Cincinnati Christian University, College of St. Elizabeth, Concordia University, Coppin State, Daniel Webster College, Eastern University, Eastern Michigan University, Edgewood College, Embrey-Riddle University, Emory University, Faith Baptist Bible College and Theological Seminary, Faulkner University, Florida Gulf Coast University, Georgia Southern, Green Mountain College, Husson College, Judson College, Juniata College, Lambuth University, Mary Washington College, Messenger College, Midway College, Morehead State, National-Louis University, North Carolina Central University, Northwest College, Nowrthwestern College, Oklahoma Christian University, Pensacola Christian College, Reinhardt College, Robert Morris College, Southwestern College, Trinity Baptist College, Sierra Nevada College, Post University, Toccoa Falls College, University of North Texas, West Coast Baptist College, Winthrop University, and last and certainly least because they turned my application for mascot employment the University of Wisconsin La Crosse.  GO EAGLE!

    Band Bracket
    #1 Pink Floyd vs #9 Led Zeppelin

    Band Bracket 1vs9
    Stalker: Godfather has 14 Pink Floyd cds and 7 Led Zeppelin cds.

    #4 Weezer vs #5 Radiohead

    Band Bracket 4vs5
    Me: I am split on this one because these two are two of my favorite bands.  I think I will have to go with Radiohead because of the sheer genius of Thom Yorke and that beats Rivers Cuomo's inverted quirkiness any day.  Oh and Thom Yorke gets bonus points for teaching Miley Cyrus the meaning of humility.

    #2 The Beatles vs #10 The Flaming Lips

    Band Bracket 2vs10
    Cocky: I am going with the Lips here because there was this one time I went to their concert and they have this furry following and these two chicks kept rubbing up on me all night long. 

    #3 The Beach Boys vs #11 Wilco

    Band Bracket 3vs11
    Sven: Dere was some cont'versy over dat Wilco.  Dey beat da Doors.  Dee only person dat beats Da Doors is Jim Morr'son.  Oh if an open door is ajar is an open jar, adoor?

    Movie Badass Bracket
    #16 Mark Borchardt vs #8 Kahn

    Movie Badass Bracket 16vs8
    Sven: Mark Borchardt is my hero, ja hey der!  He glorifies us Scandinavian people!

    #13 Devil's Rejects vs #12 Tyler Durden/Narrator

    Movie Badass Bracket 13vs12
    Stalker: Sad and violent

    #2 Beatrix Kiddo vs #10 Daniel Plainview

    Movie Badass Bracket 2vs10
    Me: This match could go either way.  Plainview is the big screen version of Dick Cheney.  Daniel also likes milkshakes.  Beatrix Kiddo kicks ass and takes names and knows the Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique.  I think the clincher would be that Beatrix Kiddo looks better in pleather.

    #14 The Crow vs #11 Anton Chigurh

    Movie Badass Bracket 14vs11
    Cocky:  The Crow all the way.  Us birds have to stick together.  Plus all Chigurh had was an air gun that that they use to put down cattle.  The Crow can raise people from the dead to do his unholy bidding just like Dick Cheney.

    Random Bracket
    #1 Culver's/Ice Cream vs #8 Afghans

    Random Bracket 1vs8
    Me: This is a toss up because I like ice cream but it makes me cold due to the lack of blood in my body and the afghans warm me up.  I have to go with Culver's because I still remember all those Sunday afternoon drives that ended atthe very fist Culver's.

    #4 Shamwow vs #12 Super Nintendo

    Random Bracket 4vs12
    Stalker: You were playing Tecmo Bowl 3 last night.  I saw through your window.  What are you doing tonight?  I'll just be parked in your driveway until you decide.

    #2 Cadbury Mini Eggs vs #7 Asthma Inhalers

    Random Bracket 2vs7
    Cocky: NO! EGGS!  THE HUMANITY!  Oh wait they're made of chocolate.  Who cares?

    #3 Bubble Gum vs #11 Texas Hold'em

    Random Bracket 3vs11
    Sven: The gambler in me say pick da hold'em but da smart man says pick da gum.  Dis be a tough one.

    Ok there you have the second round of the Tournament of Randomocity.  Make sure you vote and vote often.  The polls will close next Sunday.

  • I often talk about certain places that I visit on a weekly basis.  I thought I would share some of those pictures with you in a blog so you may experience what it is I am talking about.

    Yesterday, I went to the casino that I often speak about.  It's Ho-Chunk Casino named for the tribe of Ho-Chunk which used to be named Winnebago but apparently the term Winnebago means smelly water so the people didn't want to be known as that. 
    I spent many nights at Ho-Chunk.  My dad worked there and when I worked in the tourist town I would hop aboard a shuttle bus to meet him so he could take me home.   Summers were great.  I'd work in the tourist town and go to the casino at night even though I was underage.  I walked around the casino floor and didn't have to provide ID because some of the guards knew me and they knew I wouldn't gamble but that I was there to meet my dad and drink free Coke products.  At age 18 I started playing the games, mostly slots because I didn't know any better.  But that summer they changed the age limit to 21 because they started serving alcohol so I couldn't play any more. 
    Well time passed and I turned 21 and I fell in love with the casino all over again because they remodeled and had new games such as poker, roulette, off-track horse betting, and craps.  They also had a new hotel, sports bar and restaurant connected with the casino.  The Stand Rock Buffet is named after the famous Stand Rock that the Ho-Chunk used for ceremonial purposes and a place that has since turned into a tourist attraction that used to feature men jumping the chasm and then dogs.  The sports bar is named Wo Zha Wa which means "have fun" in the Ho-Chunk language.  The most beautiful part of the remodeling is the indoor rock formations and waterfall and symbols of the Ho-Chunk nation that the escalator goes through to lead you to the bar and buffet. 
    So last night I had a meeting there and I have to be tight lipped as to the purpose.  I dined on the all you can eat prime rib buffet and then I took some photos.  It is casino policy not to allow cameras inside the building however I snuck in my camera.  It reminded me of a time when I was meeting my dad and one of the tribe members was sitting in the entrance way and he would say to the people entering, "on sar e mac de wolla".  When the people heard that they would ask what he was saying.  He would reply that he was wishing them good luck in Ho-Chunk.  The people would then smile and go lose their money.  I said he was full of it and he pointed to the door.  He was simply reading, "no cameras allowed" as he saw it because it was backwards on the inside.  Anyway all that being said, here are the pictures.

    This is the view standing near the bar.  Notice the escalator leading past the waterfall.

    This is the pond on one side of the escalator.

    This eagle carrying the fish is hanging from the ceiling and every so many minutes an eagle scream is emitted from speakers near this formation.  The fish will also wiggle from time to time.  It used to drop water when it wiggled but the water would land on the floor and was hazardous.

    This is from the side opposite the bar and the buffet.  Notice how small the people are.  It didn't turn out in these photos because a flash is useless because of the height but where the spotlights are is a little island where a bear is standing.

    The trees aren't real and I now realize I forgot to take photos of the mural.

    Here is some of the waterfall.

    I tried to show the escalator as well as the facade of Wo Zha Wa.  You may have to enlarge to see any people in those photos.

    These are some more of the eagle.  I couldn't get a good photo of it but in one of the trees there is a nest with some eggs in it.  Last night was the first night I ever noticed.

    This is the waterfall at ground level.

    The bear on the island.

    I am standing a few feet away from the escalator and I couldn't fit the whole thing in my view.  The attractive ladies were quite appreciative that I took their photo.

    Here are two views of the waterfall.  I took these photos from near the hotel check-in desk.  One is with flash and the other is without.

    The entrance way to the escalators.

    Well I thought I would share my horrible photograpy skills as well as some of the places I speak about quite frequently.  Next week I hope to have some pictures of the Old Baraboo Inn, the haunted bar of which I speak, and maybe some photos from the concert I am going to later on this week.