Day: March 4, 2009

  • Motivation

    Today was nice.  I sat back and relaxed and got caught up on my sleep.  I also did some work on my forthcoming posts.  Tomorrow, maybe.  I need some more polishing on the advice column because it is putting me in a position that I have never have done.  I am hoping it works out but it depends on the reaction.  I still have to go pick up my Blazer.  I tried baking.  It didn't work because the cookie mix I had was too old so instead of rising they just spread out and are about as flat as communion wafers.  Oh well, I am going to attempt to make some peanut butter cookies one of these evenings.

    I was reading a post on pick-up lines and it reminded me of some that I gave you a long time ago.
    "Space-time isn't the only thing that is curved."-Albert Einstein
    "Fetch me some calomel, Ms. Hemmings, I think I may have come down with jungle fever."-Thomas Jefferson
    "How would you like to be Beethoven's fifth?"-Beethoven
    "You know, there are certain things I could eat during my hunger strike."-Gandhi
    "Your palace looks like it could use a sturdy column."-Julius Caesar
    "United we stand, divided we fall...catch my drift?"-Abraham Lincoln
    "Baby, you're the bomb."-Harry S Truman
    "Your name must be Grace because you are irresistible."-Martin Luther(yes, all my years of theology are being put to use in writing a pick up line for Martin Luther)
    "Come with me and I'll make you the Princess of Wails."-Prince Charles
    "I'd like to drop anchor in your lagoon."-Magellan
    "Avast! Prepare to be boarded."-Blackbeard
    "I like my women like I like my DNA: unzipping my genes."-Linus Pauling
    "Let's have a debate: I'll be a cultural relativist and you can adopt the missionary position."- Franz Boas(I didn't know this guy until tonight but I found that pick up line so I had to use it. He proposed the theory of cultural relativist)
    "Yes, I am proud of helping to repeal the Stamp Act but I'd rather repeal that dress from you." Benjamin Franklin
    " If you sign this non-aggression pact I promise to only blitzkrieg your western front."-Adolf Hitler
    "Stalin means “made of steel”.  I didn’t get the nickname for my ruling ability."-Josef Stalin
    "You’re making a Civil Rights Movement in my pants." Martin Luther King Jr.
    "You’ve seen my face on Mount Rushmore, but wait till you see my face when I mount you."-Theodore Roosevelt
    "Actually, the happiest place on earth is my bedroom."-Walt Disney
    "The President’s Council on Physical Fitness and Sports recommends you “workout” vigorously with me 3 to 4 times a week for at least half an hour."- Arnold Schwarzenegger
    "When I said, “I’ll be back,” I was giving your booty fair warning."-Arnold Schwarzenegger

    Here are some St. Patrick's Day pick-up lines:
    "You don’t need a four-leaf clover to get lucky with me."
    "Do you have a little Irish in you?  Would you like some?"
    "May I dip my finger in your pot of gold?"
    "I might be as tall as a leperchaun, but I’m hung like a unicorn."
    "I pinched you cause you’re not wearing green, but I’ll pinch myself if you come home with me tonight."
    "I banished all the snakes in Ireland…except for the one in my pants that I saved for you."

    Now for the reason why you sometimes stop by my blog...





    Well I hope you got motivated. I am feeling it so I may actually go try out those pick-up lines.  I bet if I found a drunk girl at a bar I could convince her that I discovered DNA or that I am a great reformer of the Christian church.