March 6, 2009

• Lukewarm Links

  Sorry I didn't get these posted last night.  I was enjoying my last post.  I am thinking Cocky will be coming back next week.  By the way, his email actually does work...hint hint.  So here are this week's links.

  Horror movies really have a predominate audience.  They are geared for young males.  Sometimes in those horror movies they slip a lot of homo-erotic situations.  Here is a list of the 5 most unintentional gay horror movies.  Strangely there are no remakes on that list but then I think any remake is pretty gay especially the recent Friday the 13th and this new Last House on the Left.  Nothing will beat the 1972 version...nothing.  Another form of media that has a lot of homo-erotic tendencies is rap music.  Once again it is geared toward young males.  Here is a list of 11 unintentionally gay lyrics from rap.  This is sort of funny because every time Jerry Springer has a rapper on his show that rapper turns out to be gay or dating a she-male.

  I have struck out against Scientology on my site numerous times, mostly in connection with Tom Cruise.  Here is a list of some Scientologists that hide their beliefs.  The Bart Simpson one is hilarious because it was this summer that the voice donated her entire salary for the year to the Church of Scientology.  Good thing The Simpsons will never go away so she won't be out a job.
  
  Here is an act that is going to be appearing at a nursing home near you.  Seriously, ladies, you can book them to perform for one of your parties.  This page actually gives me hope that one day I can be a sex symbol. 

  Sweet jumping Jesus on a pogo stick, I HATE NANCY GRACE!  Does the term, "Innocent until proven guilty," mean anything to you and your piled up hair?   Here is a clip from her show that is an epic failure.  I bet that guy is no longer with Headline News and more than likely knowing Nancy, he is no longer living because she sucked the life right out of him. 

  Can't get enough of the Watchmen which opens today?  Well here is the supposed arcade game from 1985 featuring the characters from the movie and graphic novel.

  This may be a gag gift but it would be the perfect gift idea for the person who has everything.  That sort of reminds me of a plumber from back where I lived in Minnesota.

  Is it me or is this the most pointless game I have ever seen on the internet?  Sure it has kick ass music but the graphics are horrible.

  Do people seriously eat this stuff?  If so I think pork brains does qualify as the worst food in the world.  This makes my mom's threats of cooking tongue when I was a child seem not so bad.

  Is it me or is Twitter nothing more than the equivalent of the pulse on Xanga or the status on facebook?  Well something facebook and xanga don't have that twitter does, 44 actual porn stars who use Twitter.(Maybe NSFW since they are porn stars but no major nudity)  Another Twitter account I have found is one supposedly belonging to Shaq who had to twitter about his recent visit to Cirque du Soleil.  No one ever accused Shaq of being a smart man.

  Here's a creepy site, this site allows you to see what sort of devastation certain types of bombs would unleash upon different cities.  The fun part is typing in your zip code to see the how large the damage would encompass.  My little town would be vaporized by every single bomb.

  Here's a fun game called Globetrtotter.  It's that one where you pin the flag where you think the city is located. 

  God, I am such a nerd.  I took these two quizzes over at mentalfloss and I got perfect scores on each.  I need to break away from The Simpsons but...I...can't...here's the guest voice quiz and the softball episode quiz.  Softball episode has to be one of my favorite plus they had Terry Cashman(I love how he does a song about basically every MLB team but what about the Brew Crew?  RedSox is my favorite version of course) do the end credits song. 

  I used to spend a deal of time on youtube before I started making friends, AWESOME friends, here on xanga. Some of the video blogs over at youtube are excellent.  Now if I had only known about this guy's blog, I would have never stopped smoking.  He has 6300 videos and each one involves him smoking a pipe or a cigar.  That is the best idea for a blog.

  I remember talking about old Atari games and this week I found a website that features some made up Atari games.  The sad thing is, I would love to play the majority of those games. 

  Best question ever asked...I am now a better man for knowing all of that.

  If I was a baseball player and my team traded me for a shipment of bats, I probably would have reacted in the same way but much sooner.  I really feel for that guy.

  I don't fear death because when I am dead I will cease to feel pain or worry what others think of me.  That being said, I wonder if I could hire this lady to work my funeral.  I can't believe there is an actual charge called "disrupting a funeral".

  From time to time I enjoy a Krispy Kreme donut but it isn't that often that I get one.  When I have had them I have never felt the sensation in this ad.  now...Kwik Trip donuts...that's a different story!

  Who Wants to be a Millionaire was a great show but I think Double Dare was much better.  That being said, I think Slumdog Millionaire would have swept the Oscars if it was Slumdog Double Dare. 

  Craigslist...you never fail to disappoint.  Exercise equipment never seemed so interesting until I read this.

  I knew waiters pulled some horrible pranks on difficult customers, but farting on people?  OK, farting on Jennifer Love Hewitt is hilarious.  Best quote: "You HAVE to fart on the Ghost Whisperer!"

  Here's a little treat from the good folks over at adultswim: the best moments from Brian and Stewie on Family Guy.  My favorite moment is #8.  Mr. Furley...awesome!

  Oh I mentioned Atari earlier so here are some Atari games that you can play on your computer.

  I can't believe that so many people have commented on a gallon of milk at Amazon.  Check those comments out, they're HILARIOUS!  My favorite: "Has anyone else tried pouring this stuff over dry cereal? A-W-E-S-O-M-E!" 

  Well that is it for this week.  I hope you enjoyed.  I'll hopefully be back later tonight with my Celebrity Round-Up

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