I didn't post one of these last week but that didn't mean I stopped collecting.  I have also noticed that people are sending me links which is definitely cool and appreciated.

Currently I have been bombarded in my local network stations with ads for an upcoming county election.  One of the candidates is accusing the other of not operating the 911 system properly and it led to a murder.  Well here are other horrifying 911 tales.  The great prophet Flava Flav once proclaimed "So get up get get get down, 911 is a joke in your town."

I once only thought superheroes existed in comic books and on movie screens.  Now they are on the internet with the rise of internet vigilantes.  #1 and #2 are horrendous.  I started getting misty eyed over #2.

George Carlin, God rest his smutty soul, gained much publicity with his 7 Dirty Word routine.  Did you know there are 7 words you can't say on the internet.  Here's an article about those words.

Remember a few days ago when I announced that I was going to advertise on the sides of public transit?  Well now you can as well.

I have really ragged against Yahoo Answers dummying down the internet, well Google is making us dumb as well.  Here is a blog that gives proof about how dumb Google is.  Oh and I can't let Yahoo Answers off the hook: go here, here, here, and here.  Now, wikianswers is competing for the title of stupidest advice(but sexiest) website on the internet.

I was upset to learn that the alleged Christopher Walken Twitter page was no longer active.  Maybe he got upset with all the Twitter drama.  This week I have two Twitters for you: Abe Vigoda and Jerry Seinfeld.  Both are fake but the Vigoda one provides the valuable information that he is still alive and the Seinfeld one proves that the popularity of his show will last forever.

I love Mental Floss.  This week I found two great quizzes about Simpsons characters: Ned Flanders and Kirk Van Houten.  Guess which nerd scored 100% on both quizzes...hint...you are reading his blog.

Vince, the Shamwow guy, got into a little rumble with a hooker a while back.  The Smoking Gun has all the details.  I am trying to figure out which punchline to use...oh I will save it for the celebrity round up tomorrow.

April Fool's Day was on Wednesday.  They pulled off a classic prank at my church.  The little old ladies suggested that everyone sit in the front instead of the back as usual.  Oh what a hoot!  They should have learned from the MIT vs Harvard prank wars, this guy who duped a major newspaper, or this guy who made a page to look like CNN and a study that seems scientific.  Wait...I don't want little old ladies thinking about that last one.  But any single ladies out there who are concerned about cancer should email me.

One of these days I want to try this on my blog.  I just need a song that everyone might know.

I love improv.  I remember when we had an improv contest at my college.  It was horrible.  The people who represented my class were supposedly funny but only at written word.  Oh well, learn from this.

March Madness is almost at an end but you can relive it every day with this March Madness Mad Lib. 

One of my favorite movies is the Kill Bill saga.  This video is hilarious because it presents Kill Bill 1 and 2 in one minute and in one take.

Barack Obama is an enigma.  Too bad these people can't capture the mystery that is Obama in paintings.  I'm sure some of those are done by kids but they should know better.  I was a strict art teacher.

A few weeks ago I posted a link to a blog that featured audio excerpts of President Obama reading his book for his audio book.  This week I found a page that has exceprts of Bill O'Reilly reading from his book.  That made me feel dirty, I need a shower.

Here's a fun little blog that explores the notion that there are penises everywhere.

Video game players of the world unite!  I always found it interesting as to how Mario looked so much like Josef Stalin.

I remember a kid got kicked off the bus I rode in grade school for throwing checkers at people and hitting himself with the seat belt.  This is extreme.  Then there was a kid in high school on the bus I had to ride in order to get to another bus to get to school, he had such bad gas some days that no one could sit within five rows of him and not have watering eyes.  I need to write about my bus adventures.

The economy is rough these days although some are saying that we have made a major turn and might be back on the rise.  Times are tough all over, brothels in Berlin have started going to a flat rate and a new study says more and more women are exploring porn as an option to make money or simple employment.  Maybe I should start up my video company.  I wonder if a church body would sanction Christian based porn.

Well those last links about the economy are depressing so to cheer you up here's 50 pictures of animals wearing wigs.

I will post some more Saturday before I close the polls in my Tournament of Randomocity.