Day: April 28, 2009

  • Motivation

    So I hope everyone is having a great day.  I've noticed that there are flame wars going on here in Xangaland the past few days.  Hopefully none of you are fat, burqa-wearing Asians because you would be pretty offended.  I have been toying with the idea or writing a satirical blog on the whole burqa wearing thing but I have backed off because I am a blogger of insignificance.  Oh well.  I teach an after-school Bible study for kids.  We have been watching some Christian style cartoons and then discussing them.  Anyway today after we finished watching, we went into the church basement for some sugar and sugar water.  One girl starts talking about how she wants a muffin.  I thought that was odd because I didn't bring any muffins for their snack.  Well I opened the lid and they were all moldy and gave off a horrible stench.  And you know what?  I didn't throw them away.  They are sitting next to the sink that is filled with dirty dishes from some other party.  I think it is about time I wield my power and have a chat with people at church about leaving food out and not cleaning up after themselves.  Time for this week's motivation.





    Well I think I am motivated to go finish a couple of those applications.  I also have the craving to watch one of my favorite movies of all time.

    http://cobolhacker.com/images/content/dazedandconfused.jpg

    "Alright, alright, alright...That's what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age."

    Ah...I'll just go back to my insignificance.

  • What People are Saying about Me

    People say I’m indecisive, but I’m not sure what I’m gonna do about it

    People say I'm a skeptic, but I don't believe them

    People say that I’m apathetic, but I don’t care.

    People say I'm too sensitive, and it really hurts my feelings

    People say I have a good sense of humor, and I don't think that's very funny

    People say I'm paranoid, but that's because it's all part of their plan

    People say I'm too accepting, and I love them for that

    People say I'm ignorant, but I don't know what the hell they're talking about

    People say I'm blind, but I just don't see it

    People say I'm creepy, but I like that blue shirt you're wearing

    People say I don't make sense, ting-a-ling ting-a-ling!

    I had one of these about being forgetful, now where did I put it?

    People say that I don't finish things that I sta

    People say I look like:


    Celebrity chef, Mario Batali...sans the Crocs

    Local funny man, Chris Farley

    Legendary funny man, John Candy

    The Numa Numa guy

    Tom Selleck...well maybe just the fur coat.

    I am noticing a correlation between the first 3, maybe 4.

    So what are people saying about you?  Who do you look like?