A
- Available: sadly, yes
- Age: 29
- Annoyance: Doctors and people using me
- Animal: I have been described as a big fat party animal
B
- Beer: Anything from the good people at Schell's or the New Glarus Brewing Company, Hipster beer=PBR and Grain Belt Premium
- Birthday: I can't really remember, too much football
- Best Friends: You?
- Body Part on opposite sex: Acceptance of who I am
- Best feeling in the world: Feeling loved
- Blind or Deaf: Deaf
- Best weather: low 70s, no clouds, light breeze
- Been in Love: yes
- Been on stage?: yes and I was hit with a pie
- Believe in Magic: I told the Lovin' Spoonful, NO
- Believe in God: lately it has been very difficult
- Believe in Santa: he hates me, he hasn't given me presents since I was a child
C
- Candy: I am digging these Soda Poppers...Dr. Pepper flavored candy
- Color: Navy
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Vanilla
- Chinese/Mexican: I enjoy Americanized Chinese
- Cake or pie: Depends on the cake or pie, I won't refuse a sour cream and raisin pie
- Continent to visit: Europe
- Cheese: I have a cheesehead, I live in Wisconsin
D
- Day or Night: the night time is the right time
- Dance in the rain?: I have hurt my ankles doing that
- Do the splits?: I did once and I was out of commission for a few days
E
- Eggs: sometimes, I enjoy eggs benedict
- Eyes: I have been told I have numerous colors: grey, blue, green
- Everyone's got: learn sometimes...reference?
- Ever failed a class?: Does college piano classes count? I had 17 classes in a semester and only went to 1 class
F
- First thoughts waking up: how the hell did I lose my pants
- Food: I want some wonton soup and a sour cream and raisin pie
G
- Greatest Fear: Failing and being alone for the rest of my life
- Goals: get published, place in the world series of poker, and I suppose I should say something about teaching
- Gum: any with the alcohol gum
- Get along with your parents?: next
- Good luck charm: I have a lucky condom although it hasn't given me much luck
H
- Hair Color: it varies depending on my mood, some days dishwater blond and some days dark brown
- Happy: not really
- Holiday: I hate them because I have had family or friends die on every single major holiday
- How do you want to die: how I lived
I
- Ice Cream: Chocolate chip cookie dough or anything by the good people at Culver's although that is technically frozen custard
- Instrument: Did I mention piano, I play guitar but I can't do guitar hero
J
- Jewelry: I put in my earrings and eyebrow ring the other night after not wearing them for months
- Job: teacher and aspiring writer
K
- Kids: what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas...so none
- Kickboxing or karate: Kickboxing.
- Keep a journal?: I occasionally write in a notebook and it is mostly random insane thoughts
L
- Longest Car Ride: 14 hours, by myself, Denver to Madison
- Love: Apparently not meant for me
- Letter: W
- Laughed so hard you cried: every once in a while
M
- Milk flavor: I live in Wisconsin and I do not enjoy milk unless I get it straight from the tap
- Movies: too many favorites to name, the last good movie I saw was The Wrestler
- Motion sickness: Only when my dad is driving
- McD’s or BK: Can I pass since I am off fast food
N
- Number of Siblings: None
- Number of Piercings: three, used to have 7 or I can remember 7
- Number: 75 or 79
O
- One wish: cliche-an infinite amount of wishes
P
- Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni and sausage
- Pepsi/Coke: I am loving the new Throwback Pepsi
Pets: I have two cats and you can see them below
Q
- Quail: I made a recipe for Quail ala Sinatra however I used one of those Cornish hens
R
- Reason to cry: loneliness-it's crippling
- Reality T.V.: I hate it but it's a trainwreck that I have to watch, at least the garbage on VH-1
- Radio Station: they still have radio
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: no but it's a requirement for a future wife
- Ring size: 15 or 16
S
- Song: I have been playing Creed on one of my guitars...What's This Life For and My Own Prison...I can't believe I am on a Creed kick, it took me forever to get my guitar in the tuning they use
- Salad Dressing: Ranch and Caesar plus I got this crazy stuff called Jamaican but I can eat it because I may have to take some drug tests.
- Sushi: I've only had it twice, once at a Chinese buffet and then at a classy grocery store in Eden Prairie
- Skipped school: My senior year, I was there for shiggles because I had enough credits for graduation at Junior year, anyway every Monday was a day off
- Slept outside: I have done some of that camping
- Smoked?: yes, I love my cigars and Lucky Strikes and other things
- Skinny dipped?: I grew up in a house that was situated across the street from a lake and I lived next to twin girls who were very curious about boys.
- Shower daily?: yes
- Sing well?: I was in choir in college for 8 of 10 semesters
- Sing in the Shower?: I thought showering was to get clean
- Swear?: I swear I don't sing in the shower...I do have a foul mouth on occasion
- Strawberries/Blueberries: blueberries because strawberries set off my asthma
T
- Time for bed: 2 or 3, I get by on like 3 or 4 hours of sleep and I sleep my floor because it makes my back feel better
- Thunderstorms: they can be fun and should be respected, I chased them when I lived out by Little House on the Prairie
U
- Unpredictable: Sadly, no
V
- Vacation spot: My backyard, under a tree with a case of beer and a book
W
- Weakness: smiles and laughter
- Which one of your friends acts the most like you: The Croatian Sensation?
- Who makes you laugh the most: Woody Paige and Brian Cranston
- Wanted to be a model?: No.
- Where do we go when we die?: Our bodies become worm food
- Worst Weather?: high temperatures, high humidity and no breeze
X
- X-Rays: Too many, I hate the ultrasounds, they are so painful and I can't believe they put pregnant women through them
- Ex's: throwing their seemingly perfect family in my face
Y
- Year it is now: 2009
- Yellow: I am looking at a bottle of Citrus Vodka that has a yellow label
Z
- Zoo animal: anything that doesn't fling feces at me
LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you?: god I can't remember how sad is that, a cat slept on my chest last night
2. You went to the mall with?: um...Skinny Wolf?
3. You went to dinner with?: My mom
4. You talked to on the phone?: a former student
5. Made you laugh?: a kid at church who asked if he could sit on my shoulders
6. Hugged you?: can't remember
7. Said they loved you?: does Jesus count? No...well I have no clue, I think a bartender said he loved my business
8. Held your hand?: I am such a sad person
9. You spoke with?: my mom
10. You cried over?: no comment
Kiki
Yes that is my cat Kiki and that is one of my old football cleats. I wear a 17EEE
Lua
She is a bad ass and I don't mess with her.
So that is a little view into my life...I love the song below and sometimes I thought it was written about me. "I am what I am, doctor, you ain't gotta love me"
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