So I have a lot of links to get out because last week I didn't post them and I am trying to save you time and energy by making the posts shorter.

Games:  Pizza City: the Adult Swim commercials say this is like Grand Theft Auto but with pizza, Spewer: swine flu didn't give us much in the way of mass deaths but it has given us some fun games, Amateur Surgeon: you know how awesome it is when a web-based game gets advertised on tv, well of course it is the network advertising during its own programming, Sperm Rider: have you ever wanted to play a game where your character dresses as a cowboy rides a sperm a'la Dr. Strangelove?

Here's a fun site called Sketch Swap.  You draw a sketch and give it to someone at random.  I trust you will be mature with this one.

I love those customizable signs that you can make.  Here is a site where you can customize a hotel sign.  Sort of reminds me of a creepy motel near me with its strange postings.

I was intrigued by this story of how this guy gave his cat an enema.  No, I will never do that.

Thanks to kachino for sending me this link about how Facebook has been used to solve crimes.  I think you have to take away this from reading that site, if you do nefarious activity, don't go online and brag about it.

Today I went to a greenhouse with my mom to get some pepper plants.  They had what I was looking for.  My life is average.

Are you bored at work?  Do you want to use a stapler but not a real stapler?  Well here is a virtual stapler to fulfill all your stapling needs.

I saw this a long time ago and was reminded to post it the other day when I saw it on another Xangans page.  It's called In Bb(flat).  All the music is in Bflat so you can play all the videos simultaneous.

This website is a long read.  It's called The Future Shock.  Bookmark it and go back later because it is long.  It details one of the greatest pranks I have ever heard about.  I don't think it should be called a prank because of how massive that undertaking was.

I ahve a thing about tattoos.  If you get one, it shouldn't be a trend tattoo like the barbwire or tribal arm bands or Japanese characters for non-Japanese people.  Here are some impressive 3D tattoos.  If I wasn't allergic to the ink, I would consider something like a couple of those.

Want to see the seedier and darker side of Christianity?  Then check out Adult Christianity.  Funny stuff.   Read the article about the Florida license plates, more importantly look at the photo along with the article.  It's fun going past my church's parking lot and seeing 4 sets of those on vehicles.

Christians, what do you do when you happen across a real live atheist?  Don't know?  Let this guide help you.

Those French are so ahead of the world when it comes to matters of sex.  POPE CONDOMS!  Someone is going to hell or at least to purgatory for an extra long period of time where they might work off their sentence as to after thousands of years may enter Heaven.

Some people love the euphemisms that I or my cock, Cocky McCockburns, uses in our posts.  Well if you don't know many euphemisms like me and my cock, here is a random generator that you can use.

Apparently AXE bodyspray has some interesting marketing techniques in foreign markets.  I wonder how that would have gone over in the good ole USA.

Well that is it for this edition.  Enjoy!