I was going to do a couple of these posts this week but life got in the way. 

I don't know about you but the Cracked.com articles are some of my favorites and this one, 5 Hit Songs that Almost weren't Made, is one of my favorite.  Could you imagine life without some of those songs?

Have you ever found yourself in a music store and happened upon a greatest hits album?  Here are the most unnecessary greatest hits albums.  NELSON?  VANILLA ICE?  I am starting to feel old.  I am in disbelief that Bruce Willis and Shaq are on that list.

I love coincidences especially with history so here are some random coincidences that gave us the modern world.

Do you have a baby?  Is your baby not like other babies in the brain department?  Let me present to you Baby Bush Toys.  I was upset that you can't buy a copy of The Pet Goat on that website.

Now we finally know why Red Bull gives people wings.

This is a classic Craigslist entry.  I love that he is asking for a second date.

If you haven't gathered from reading my site over time, I enjoy movies.  The Cannes Film Festival is currently going on over in France.  One of the hyped movies this year is called "Colin".  It is a zombie movie.  What makes it unique is that the whole movie was made for $70.  Yes, $70.  I think I could afford that budget and also I would have to incorporate Pedro Almodovar's directorial techniques(don't understand, go check out my last celebrity round up).

HE DOES EXIST!  Thanks to google maps, they proved he existed.  I wonder if anyone is looking after him.  In other google maps fun, this game, Real World Racer, takes google maps and makes races for you.  You have to try it.  I would tell you my address so you can race to my house but I seem to have stalkers on Xanga.  Make sure you read the instructions, especially about the sound needed for the game.

I need this new toy.  Hopefully I could still use my cartridges and wouldn't have to blow on them to make them work. 

Here's some useful information about sinking and floating poop.  Hmmm maybe I should get checked out but not by the Turdologist...sorry I plug that guy all the time because I used to live in two of the towns where he has a practice.

Have you ever thought you were a vampire?  Well here is a trust guide to find out.  Somebody probably started that after reading or seeing Twilight. 

I am thinking of moving to Israel so I can serve the mandatory two years in the military just because of this site.

Sure this guy has a dehabilitating disease, but the gambling is so much fun.  My dad has diabetes, maybe I should do something similar with him to make some money.

Here is a funny transcript of the new Star Trek movie.

Did you realize there was an annual Masturbate-a-thon held in San Fransisco?  Yeah, here's some information and an interview with the winner who clocked in almost ten hours of masturbation.  It may be NSFW especially if you go through the slideshow.

Graduation season is upon us and here is a collection of some stories behind graduation traditions.  I never got to throw my hat because both my high school and college graduation ceremonies were treated as church services and showing emotion in church services is forbidden in certain sects.

That is all for this installment.  Enjoy.