Not much to write home about.  I went out but we got halfway there when she has an a call and had to return.  Can't go into details but I got to drive so she could talk on the phone.  MERCEDES!  Damn and because it was a situation I got to speed.  I then walked home after dropping her off and made supper.  I delivered it but she was busy.   Anyway the links.

NSFW...I don't usually give that warning because some may be self-explanatory.  These three links have me thinking I need to timestamp my What I Learned from Porn post as well as putting up another porno parody post.  Well, here are 10 porn scenarios that seem implausible.  Who knew pizza delivery and ice cream truck driving could get so much action?  I have loved reading fanfic when shows go off the air and reading how people try to continue story lines but sometimes they get creepy mostly because of sex so here are 5 baffling sex scenes in Fan Fiction.  Admit it, there are things about sex that even you don't know about.  Here are some sex myths explained with *GASP* science?

I have posted soundboards in these link entries before but this is one of the best: STAR WARS SOUNDBOARD....oh the possibilities...I really sound like a nerd.

I think I am going to go to hell for this but it's a Helen Keller Simulator.

Thanks to Another_Perfect_Wonder for sending me this link.  Find a Death, deals with the dark side of death and the final resting places of celebrities.  When she sent that link over I spent a long time reading.  There is so great stuff...well gruesome stuff.  Don't look at any of the pictures of Chris Farley, unless it is his grave which I once visited.

Thanks to MrsMok for sending me this link.  This is a list of the 25 greatest comedians of all time.  I was going to do a post about my 25 favorite comedians but I always run out of time.  I like the list except there aren't enough women and John Belushi?  Don Knotts?  I should just be thankful they didn't include Dane Cook.

I have really disliked Twitter and this backs up my thoughts.  Tweeting Too Hard is where all the self-important tweets get all the recognition they deserve.

This website is all I need to help me remember why I don't see myself ever having a baby.

Thanks to Kachino for sending me this site.  Have you ever wanted to find out what someone looked at on the internet?  Maybe what sort of deviant porn they were into?  Well here is a trick called The Porn Catcher.

Do you need a reason to hate Sex and the City?  Well I was reading this news story about how a Sex and the City trivia game was mistaken for a bomb in a Syracuse, NY park.  So if you like that show, you are a terrorist? 

I think the length of the playoff season has finally taken its toll on Charles Barkley's brain. 

I thought FML was bad with all their sex stories gone wrong but then I found Tragic Sex.  I guess I would rather not be getting any than to have that stuff happen to me.

It was only a matter of time but here is Lamebook.  A collection of lame things found on facebook.  The Geese Loueese one is hilarious.

Are you in search of the perfect business card and you hate the concept of vegetarianism or veganism?  Well here are meat cards, the business cards made of beef jerky.  If I got those I don't think I would hand them out because they would end up in my stomach.

Speaking of beef jerky, I never knew it could be made into underwear but someone has tried.  I think if they were to have my size they would need an entire side of beef.

Here's a fun little website, Where are you in the movie?  You enter in your birth date and an expected age of death and they will show you how far you are into a certain movie that you get to select.  Sort of like a timeline using movies.  If I did the average life expectancy, I am only an hour and three minutes into The Godfather which is the hospital scene and I have an hour and forty-five minutes left in life.

Well that is it for this edition, I hope you enjoyed.