I have to get these links out of my computer before they all end up becoming dead sites.

#1.  I guess I will start off with one that may be NSFW.  A long time ago, before November 7th, some entrepenuer came up with the idea to manufacture a Barack Obama dildo.  It's called the Head-O-State.  Now, through the Alternative Tentacles shop, it's available in Presidential Gold.

#2.  Whenever I see the abbreviation FTW, I do not think "for the win."  I guess having biker gangs around here has taught me the true meaning and now you can learn it to at uncyclopedia.

#3.  Pick one.

#4.  I love gummi candies and when I saw this massive gummi bear I thought, "MUST HAVE!"

#5.  Why did I never have science projects as cool as this?

#6.  Why I don't trust wikipedia:  According to wikipedia, the planet Pluto is a disco ball.

#7.  At first I thought this website was talking about how someone didn't like the idea that Fiat may buy Chrysler but then I found out it was an auto dealer.  I wonder if my favorite European basketball player, Gregor Fucka, has anything to do with that dealership.

#8.  I think I origianlly saw this during the lead-up to Terminator Salvation.  Anyway here is Adult Swim's list of favorite killer robots.

#9.  It's summer and that means weddings.  Maybe some of you are planning a wedding.  Well here is a list of the absolute worst and most inappropriate songs you could have played at your wedding.  When I dj-ed a wedding, I can honestly say that I avoided all those songs.

#10.  I have enjoyed reading Batman for some time.  Well here are some Batman and Joker storylines that you may have missed.  You know, a few of those would be fun to see on the bigscreen.

#11.  This story has been out for some time but a woman has sued the makers of Cap'n Crunch because she would daily eat a box of Crunchberries and much to her shock Crunchberries are not real berries nor are they fruit.  I hope she loses the case and the judge orders her sterilized.  We don't need her breeding.

#12.  I have no clue why I saved this site but here is a list of the 7 best foods to eat when you're stoned.  I hope that comes in handy for you, my readers.  I'm partial to Funyuns.  Not that I speak from experience I have heard through sources that they are great and also the movie Half Baked declares Funyuns to be awesome.

#13.  I am a map nerd.  I love them and can't get enough of them. Maybe in a former life I was Amerigo Vespucci.  Yeah, look that guy!  Anyway someone made a map showing which states have given us the most winners of the Best Actor and Actress Oscar.  I learned that my state had two Oscar winners and also, I did not know, until I viewed the map, that Spencer Tracy was from Milwaukee. 

#14.  Think your summer job won't get you anywhere?  Here's a list featuring the summer jobs of 23 famous people.  You know I am not surprised that Christopher Walken was in the circus.

#15.  Ed McMahon passed away yesterday.  I had dreams of one day becoming a late night talk show host and having Ed as my sidekick.  Well I think this is a fitting tribute and I guess I could still you Ed as a sidekick.

Well that is all for this edition.  I am sure I will have some more for tomorrow.  I think I have at least two more posts worth.