Day: June 26, 2009

  • Lukewarm Links 3

    SO I hope you enjoy these.  I have been mentally sapped after finishing my project and the heat has drained me and then my air conditioner took a dump this evening.  I do have a celebrity round up planned for tomorrow.  I also had to go to the doctor today because I had a rash from the heat and it has been driving me nuts. 

    #1.  A few weeks ago I posted a link to an item on Amazon that sort of hit the internet like a wildfire.  It was of a wolf t-shirt and the reviews were hilarious.  Now someone has uploaded images of people wearing this specific t-shirt.  President Obama looks like a stud.

    #2.  Here's another hilarious Amazon review for a Big Penis Book.  Sometimes I think those people are real.  It also has some interesting back-and-forth in the comment section.

    #3.  OK this is the last Amazon post for this edition.  I think this guy killed two birds with one stone in this video game review.  His horrible review of FIFA 09 almost makes me want to buy it jsut to see how bad it could possibly be.

    #4.  I had someone send me this link after I mentioned in my last celebrity round up that reverse cowgirl earned bonus points in my girlfriend application.  Anyway here is a round up of some cowgirls.  It may be NSFW.

    #5.  This website knows too much about skynet.  I am afraid...and a nerd.

    #6.  This is what happens when your parents join facebook.  B-Money, pay close attention to that site.

    #7.  AskMen.com did a list of the ten most annoying cartoon characters of all time.  I hate that Rock the Squirrel made the list.  I enjoyed that show and never found him annoying.

    #8.  Here's a fun game from Adult Swim called Twirl and Hurl.  Not quite what you'd expect but still enjoyable.

    #9.  This is a blog of a writer for The Onion and here are some of his rejected headlines.  I think this is my favorite: "Childhood Memories Worth $10 Trade-In At GameStop"

    #10.  Even though the current economic situation is crippling, it has provided some humor.

    #11.  Sadly this graph is pretty true but then I am currently ignoring about a billion women and it isn't working.

    #12.  MY GOD!  {dramatically takes glasses in a scientist fashion and chews on bow} Ice cream that doesn't melt?  But turns into pudding?  We mustn't let the communists get a hold of this technology....lame attempt at drama...it was either that or accusing Cold Stone Creamery of witchcraft.

    #13.  The next time I go to Chicago, I'm hiring this guy to take me around the city.  I need to tease up my hair and invest in some zebra print spandex pants just so I can be in his mere presence.

    #14.  I find this site to be a bit demented.  It's an art gallery showing how cartoon characters finally get their revenge.  Poor Jerry....poor, poor Jerry.

    #15.  I'm about to let you in on two secrets.  First, Michael Bay, producer of the recent Transformers movie as well as Pearl Harbor, Armageddon, The Rock, Bad Boys, Bad Boys II, Transformers, and the remakes of Friday the 13th and Nightmare on Elm Street and Texas Chainsaw Massacre, designed this website and gave away the secret to writing a summer blockbuster movie...EXPLOSIONS AND BOOBS!  I can honestly say I most definitely prefer one over the other.

    Well that is all for this edition.  Stay tuned for more.