I hope everyone had a relaxing weekend.  I forgot to mention that in my last post.  I hope everyone was also safe and no one lost any digits.

This weekend I met a guy who holds a Christian belief that I thought was obsolete.  He tried to tell me that everything in the universe revolves around the earth.  No, he wasn't Catholic and no, I travel in a time machine to the 14th Century.  This guy says that a pastor told him that was the case so that is what he believes.  Now I'm not a big fancy city lawyer but I am a Christian and nowhere in the Bible does it teach that the universe revolves around the earth but it is a belief that some held and apparently some still hold because in the Bible's account of creation, mankind is created last and therefore the masterpiece and the apple of God's eye and therefore everything revolves around us.  I laughed and said that even at my Lutheran grade school and high school and college, they taught that the solar system revolves around the sun.  The guy wouldn't have any of it because his pastor was right and no other pastor or teacher could change his mind.  He claimed to be Lutheran but I called him a Ba-a-a-a-a-ptist. 

While I'm talking about religion...people from Revelife, I don't mid you coming to my site.  I practice Chrsitianity although since I left the ministry I am no longer what some of you might call a "true" Christian even though I have a badge here on Xanga that says I'm true.  What I don't like about you people with the Revelife extensions on your screen names visiting my blog is how you get here.  I do adore the female form and I am not ashamed of God's creation so on occasion I post photos that feature nudity.  Well it creeps me out when you come to my site looking for "tits" and "pussy" and "blow job" and "fat ass" and "big floppy donkey dicks". If you are going to look at porn, log-out of your revelife account first.  Better yet, create an alternate Xanga account for your porn surfing.  Just some tips because you don't want me commenting on your pages asking if you enjoyed looking at big floppy donkey dicks on my page.

I watched the Michael Jackson memorial today or at least I had it on in the background while I did my work.  I am just sickened by all this.  Maybe we should change the heliocentric theory and just admit that everything revolves around Michael Jackson.  I mean he's more important than anything happening in Iran...more important than the escalating violence in China...more important than our President claiming that we could not withstand a missile attack from Russia...more important than our vice President claiming that they "misunderestimated"(I miss Bushisms) the severity of the economy...Jackson is more important than the Israeli army pirating ships bound for Gazan relief and not to mention former congresswoman Cynthia McKinney who has been kidnapped by the Israeli army in an effort to keep people from getting basic supplies...an alleged pedophile who used his massive amounts of money to keep people from going to the authorities is more important than the 4 year anniversary of the London terrorist attacks...MJ is more important than G20 and the riot police being given greater powers in order to handle rioters...a drug addict is more important than a United States solider who lost his life in service of this great country...he is more important than hundred of thousands fleeing Mogadishu because of violence between government and guerrilla forces...Michael Jackson is way more important than our Congress and Senate issuing an official apology for slavery.  I am such a fool to want to know the happenings of my world and what could affect my life instead of the non-stop coverage of a child molesting drug addict and guess what....IT WON'T END NOW THAT JACKSON HAS BEEN PLANTED!  The will is being challenged and I am sure there will be a child custody case and then of course watch for the authorities to go after all the doctors that were writing him prescriptions.  Yes, "news" has taken a major setback. 

Here's your weekly dose of motivation, now that I have gotten that off my chest.

Two of these, in my opinion, are the best demotivational posters ever.  In fact, when I found both, my fits of laughter brought tears to my eyes.  Can you guess which two?  I think by now some of you know my twisted sense of humor.