I don't have much to say tonight so I thought I would share some photos.

She must have seen the Incredible Hulk one too many times.

Sometimes Yahoo Answers gives worthwhile answers.

When my parents snapped this photo, they knew I would have a bright future.

Too bad I failed art class.

I have also had a problem with words.

What do you expect when this is the last existing photo of my grandmother?

I wish I had that device when I went to college but it wouldn't have kept me from being a douche in other ways.

I have a porn addiction.  You don't want to know what I think when I see an ATM.

I tried to be a baker but I failed.

At least I got my ads on the sides of buses.

I am currently writing a new screenplay for a movie called Final Days of Thunder.

They probably wouldn't hire me.

At least I don't have the addiction problems of that guy...click it, it's worth it.

And I can make up my mind.

This is my contingency plan for GM and Dodge.

Have a great day!