A director for a line of commercials featuring the soft drink made an authorized extra commercial.  He never intended it to be released.  It was something like a joke for him, but like any celebrity filming their sexcapdes it was released on the internet.  However since it was unauthorized, Coca-Cola stepped in and threatened lawsuits so the ad has been pulled from youtube and other media outlets.

I first heard about this ad on Current TV.  They said it was originally set to air but was too sexy even for German TV standards.  The commercial combines oral sex, a desire for Sprite and a climax that is unbelievable.

The video comes from The Young Turks.

I think that beats out this commercial.

I think I will stick with tap water.

More links for your pleasure.

#1.  I have been fascinated with this site, Ping Wire.  It's a nearly live feed of people posting photos to Twitter. 

#2.  Summer is not over yet so here is the perfect apparel to make all your days in the pool, lake, or river enjoyable.  If you buy it just think of all the fun you could have with the media.

#3.  I am pissed off that I lost out on this auction on eBay.  Could you imagine the girls I could get rolling in that car?  Well I can't either.

#4.  Here is a blog aptly titled, Sexy People.  It features the sexy poses for photo portraits.  I can't imagine the time when some of those fashions were considered cool.

#5. I remember a few years ago, I was listening to a conservative radio show and his main argument against gay marriage was if you let gays marry other people would demand "strange" marriages.  Maybe this is what he meant, a woman in Ghana married her dog.  That must have been an awkward wedding night.  Can you imagine all the peanut butter she is going to use over the course of their marriage?

#6.  Apparently superheroes don't have any legal rights.  I'm surprised Superman didn't put up much of a fight.

#7.  If this company can't raise your building then maybe you should try Viagra.  I wonder if they considered the repercussions of naming their business that way.  Maybe they took a hint from the Turdologist.

#8.  This website answers one of the greatest questions facing mankind today: What is the difference between yams and sweet potatoes?

#9.  There was a dentist in the town where I used to live named Dr. Jabs.  I thought that was an unfortunate name.  There was also a Chinese restaurant named Mei Dong.  That was comedic.  Here are some funny and unfortunate names for people in specific jobs.  Alden Cockburn, urologist! HAHAHAHAHA!  I love how Dick Trickle is brought up, he probably does trickle because whenever I saw him race around these parts he had a slew of women waiting for private time in his trailer.

#10.  Lately there has been a video going around the intertubes of girls imitating Bill Cosby(thank you Katie).  Well here is a site that features girls making noises that boys commonly make.  My favorite is the machine gun.  The cool thing is, ladies, you can call in and make your own boy noises.

#11.  You thought FML and My Life is Average are funny?  Well you have yet to see RML, Rocko's Modern Life.  So maybe I am a bit of a nerd.

#12.  How many things can you place on a white background?  Just click the images.

#13.  Who knew that when stormtroopers weren't being puppets of a facist regime that they had quite an interesting life outside of work?

#14.  Think your social life is going great?  Well, have your parents join facebook.

#15.  I seriously think this school needs to rethink their motto.

Well that is all for this edition.  I may have another sometime this weekend.