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I hate Xanga.  I really do.  Two times in the past week, I have lost posts.  I had a great build up for my motivational posters.  It was about how I am thinking of canceling my Facebook account.  Let's see if I can remember.

I'm thinking of canceling my Facebook account because of my students and the emails they send me.

"Hey Mr. Kotter, (my teaching alter ego plus he is currently a poker player, a shitty one at that) there's this girl I really like.  How should I go about finding if she wants to have sex with me?"
Hmmm...ask?
"Hey Mr. Kotter, my boyfriend and I were being intimate and he tore the condom.  What should I do?"
Hmmm...pray to your God?  Consult a doctor?  Talk to your parents?
"Hey Mr. Kotter, do you want to see the sonogram of my baby?"
No
"Hey Mr. Kotter, should my personal investments match my career investment goals and what would you invest in since you made some great stock moves?"
Yes and kosher pickles.
"Hey Mr. Kotter, I'm married and I have 2 kids and 1 more is on the way.  What have you done with your life?"
Well I have a pretty kick-ass Xanga blog and I made it to a new level on Mafia Wars.

I don't know why I feel so bitter.  I should be joyed that my former students feel close enough to me to share their problems but there should be limits.  Could it be that I am jealous?  Probably.  So waht am I jealous of?  The amount of sexuality these kids (ok 20-22 year olds) display in their messages and on their profiles?  It could be.  Maybe I just feel old.  God, I am craving Werther's Originals and my TV is tuned to Matlock.  I need to feel young.  But how does one go about feeling young?  Drinking Pepsi?  Smoking...but then if I did smoke I would be frugal and use coupons that the people from Camel send me even though I never smoke their product?  Wearing t-shirts that have excessive amounts of glitter?  Listening to bad music?  Throwing my hands in the air and waving them like I just don't care?  I have been praying that Chicago is selected to host the Olympics in 2016 and that the world survives the 2012 catastrophe so I can cause an international incident.  All I can say is that the teams represnting Poland, Slovakia, and the Czech Republic better appease me.
Lately this seems to be my theme song.

Well here is the motivation I need to make me feel young. 

I am feeling motivated.  I got me a bottle of Old Whiskey River and a whole lot of time on my hands.  I wonder how many of my former students can even buy quality booze.  Ha!

Oh and I have finished writing the second installment of my girl series.  I am wondering if I should tag all my female friends.

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